Joke

[Bat-mite]

My Christmas rocket catoed at ground level, and now I have Missiletoe.

:santa-smile:

 

[hornet driver]

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[TangoJuliet]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[SCP]

Ummmm.......I really tried so hard NOT to laugh at that, but failed.

 

[MALBAR 70]

Missile toe? Just rocket off,you'll feel better.

 

[Onebadhawk]

ahhaa''
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[Bat-mite]

 

[fyrwrxz]

I'm wagering 3 pages of posts before this dies..I hope i'm wrong......

 

[SCP]

This could turn into a pun-off kind of thread. A guy here recently retired, darn it, he actually competed in pun-off competitions! He would spit these streams of puns out I don't know how, but he could have been my secret resource to fuel this thread. Google pun off its amazing, I can not understand how some people can think so fast

 

[KennB]

I thought mistletoe was the astronaut equivalent of athlete's foot.

 

[OverTheTop]

You heard about the guy up in the Arctic Circle that was out in his kayak and getting a bit cold? He had some wood on board so be built a little fire on the deckto keep warm. It all ended up badly, with the kayak burning to the waterline. It just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

 

[Bat-mite]

Where's the snare drum sound when you need it?

 

[Wayco]

I'm wagering 3 pages of posts before this dies..I hope i'm wrong......

This is actually funnier than the original joke. I'm just posting to see if you are right....
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[MaxQ]

My Christmas rocket catoed at ground level, and now I have Missiletoe.

:santa-smile:

:lol:
I was at that launch....but it was in the summer......August VAST.

 

[MaxQ]

Where's the snare drum sound when you need it?

Here ya go..............just hit the little red button.

https://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true