Because in any slice of human interest, you're bound to find a whole spectrum of thought, both reasonable and unreasonable. Except the unreasonable ones think YOU'RE the unreasonable one. And maybe you are. You may even be part of the cover-up! I never fall for stuff like that because I use protinium-charged alpha aluminum (from Nibiru) for my hat. It's better than regular Reynold's wrap, according to the internets.
