- Jan 18, 2009
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Yes, supposedly I am an ordained elder in full connection of the United Methodist Church but I have learned that I am really something else. I am not sure what but I do know that for 12 out of 20 years under appointment, I have not received the benefit package that all are supposed to get.You're a pastor? I will add my welcome back, though I just joined myself last year as a BAR and know nothing of your storied history here. I'm very sorry to hear of such misfortune. What could we do, besides buy your excess kits, to lift your heart? And, prayers for you health... And you have to work as well...
Golly, though, you retain your humor! I may have to borrow your wonderful self-appellation "senile spectator responsible for sarcastic remarks"! Though God forbid either of us actually become senile...
Lift my heart? I'll have a few Estes Mosquitoes to sell for 1 Bitcoin apiece! Aside from that, pineapple upside-down cake does wonders as long as SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED does not catch me.
Mom says I showed the first signs of Alzheimer's around 1965 or so an my wife says it has only gotten worse. Neither can understand why I can give you Napoleon's order of battle at Austerlitz or Jena but I can't remember that the trash goes out on Thursdays...
Anyway, mom says I was pretty normal through the "terrible twos" but then jumped straight to "grumpy old man".