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So....this as been a very interesting month in my life of roughly 47 years. Probably the most interesting. I pulled a muscle in my back and it is the most painful thing I've ever experienced. It even out-ranks the sharp searing pain I feel when some California politicians are speaking on TV......but I digress.
I did the most stupid thing of trying to lift a flat screen TV from the box. :bang: We just moved cross-country and we were finally settling in our house. The family was anxious to get everything unpacked because we've been in a hotel for the last 30 days or so. I wanted to start working on a new rocket but knew I couldn't until we got house livable....yes, that includes a TV set up....
I thought I was lifting "with my legs" but that apparently wasn't the case. I immediately went down. I hit the floor and couldn't move for about 5 min. I couldn’t breathe for the first minute of that five.....I thought I was going to wet my pants right there on the floor....I'm talking pain. My wife said I cried but I think she is just saying that cause she knows I can't catch her right now if she runs
The wife convinced me to go to the doctor. So after about an hour we went to the base. He did an X-ray and said that my spine looked straight and even but there might be a little "narrowing" between L4 and L5. Not sure what that meant but he didn't want to give me anything for the pain if there were other issues that the medicine would mask and cause more trouble. I think I cussed or something when he said that so he finally gave me Loratab. So now the pain is like down to a 9 on a scale to 10..... anyway, we went off and got an immediate MRI to make sure the spine was ok.
I've never had an MRI so that was interesting. I've got 4000hrs in a B-52 so the noise was kind of comforting. The downside was that the technician had to stay late to scan me so she was ticked-off and not gentle....at all... The whole time I was laughing because I was in so much pain, it was either that or crying and well, you know.....that won't happen! That and they tried to get me to use a wheelchair...yea right.
So, what have I learned? Well, 1) my spine is in good shape. 2) Every part of your body is in some way connected to the pain muscle in your back (that is a special muscle that will make you weep like a little school girl when pulled....no offence to school girls). 3) Never underestimate the power of narcotics ( I still don't have any). 4) It can hurt to fart :y: (gives a new meaning to "bringing tears to your eyes). 5) I love my wife (even more if thats possible).
I guess I'll be horizontal for a while......and am still thankful. I now have a better appreciation for others in pain. Something I thought I knew about but was way wrong.
I did the most stupid thing of trying to lift a flat screen TV from the box. :bang: We just moved cross-country and we were finally settling in our house. The family was anxious to get everything unpacked because we've been in a hotel for the last 30 days or so. I wanted to start working on a new rocket but knew I couldn't until we got house livable....yes, that includes a TV set up....
I thought I was lifting "with my legs" but that apparently wasn't the case. I immediately went down. I hit the floor and couldn't move for about 5 min. I couldn’t breathe for the first minute of that five.....I thought I was going to wet my pants right there on the floor....I'm talking pain. My wife said I cried but I think she is just saying that cause she knows I can't catch her right now if she runs
The wife convinced me to go to the doctor. So after about an hour we went to the base. He did an X-ray and said that my spine looked straight and even but there might be a little "narrowing" between L4 and L5. Not sure what that meant but he didn't want to give me anything for the pain if there were other issues that the medicine would mask and cause more trouble. I think I cussed or something when he said that so he finally gave me Loratab. So now the pain is like down to a 9 on a scale to 10..... anyway, we went off and got an immediate MRI to make sure the spine was ok.
I've never had an MRI so that was interesting. I've got 4000hrs in a B-52 so the noise was kind of comforting. The downside was that the technician had to stay late to scan me so she was ticked-off and not gentle....at all... The whole time I was laughing because I was in so much pain, it was either that or crying and well, you know.....that won't happen! That and they tried to get me to use a wheelchair...yea right.
So, what have I learned? Well, 1) my spine is in good shape. 2) Every part of your body is in some way connected to the pain muscle in your back (that is a special muscle that will make you weep like a little school girl when pulled....no offence to school girls). 3) Never underestimate the power of narcotics ( I still don't have any). 4) It can hurt to fart :y: (gives a new meaning to "bringing tears to your eyes). 5) I love my wife (even more if thats possible).
I guess I'll be horizontal for a while......and am still thankful. I now have a better appreciation for others in pain. Something I thought I knew about but was way wrong.
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