Not to mention bus drivers that don't wait for people to sit down before pulling away from the bus stop, people who moan to the council about the streets being full of litter- not stopping to think that it is people who drop litter and not the council, grown men with replica shirts worn over their jumpers who stand up and stretch their arms when the opposing team fail to hit the target, a musical equipment reviewer responsible for an article titled "microphone of the month", women that describe themselves as "a little bit Bridget, a little bit Ally, a little bit sex in the city", whole walls full of teenagers spitting needlessly, amateur thugs in a camoflague jacket whose japanese fighting dogs run amok on council housing estates, men from the record companies who say that George Michael continues to challenge social taboos through his music, continuity announcers introducing comedy shows, pub bands who get uppity when everyone goes to the bar during songs they've written themsleves, groups of football fans called "comodores" as in "once, twice, three times a season who feed sugar lumps to police horses at cup finals, artists who say their next albulm will be more "song-based", journalists who try and spell an interviewees laugh, organisations who declare an awareness week for awareness weeks, and did we mention Lisa Riley?
Maybe we should ask Mr Hibbet if we could borrow his 17th century tithe barn?