Hell has put in an order for its first Zamboni

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Zeus-cat

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Not my idea; I saw this on another forum. With the Cubs tying the series and essentially making it a one game winner take all, it is rumored that Hell has ordered its first Zamboni.
 

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Pretty sure Hell uses hockey sticks for the same thing they use pineapples for.....
(Lets see how many catch that movie reference).
 

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Why? Do they play hockey in Hell?
Why not?

There are two possibilities:

1) The Chicago Cubs win the World Series after over a hundred years and... hell freezes over.

OR

2) Cleveland wins TWO national championships in the same year and... hell freezes over.
 

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My point is that by all accounts it's not currently frozen. I would assume this makes it hard to filed a hockey team given the lack of ice. So if and when the Cubs win and Hell does freeze over, there may still not be any need for a Zamboni.
 

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looks like it really thrilled him??? who know's.:eek:
 

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IDK, did real Cubs fans really want this ? :wink: In a world of change there was something perversely comforting in the goat. You're not that special now. :)
 
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But if hell freezes over, according to the first law of thermodynamics, all that thermal energy will have to transfer somewhere else! That means that we can no longer use it as a heat sink to keep global temperatures under control! We will undergo a catastrophic runaway heating cycle with the additional surge of thermal energy and... BAM! Venus!

We must create an option 3!

3) Nobody plays and therefore nobody wins because a massive crowd of rocketeers is using the playing field as a launch site.


Why hockey?
 
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