But if hell freezes over, according to the first law of thermodynamics, all that thermal energy will have to transfer somewhere else! That means that we can no longer use it as a heat sink to keep global temperatures under control! We will undergo a catastrophic runaway heating cycle with the additional surge of thermal energy and... BAM! Venus!
We must create an option 3!
3) Nobody plays and therefore nobody wins because a massive crowd of rocketeers is using the playing field as a launch site.
Why hockey?