Funny joke.

[Bat-mite]

A guy went to Victoria's Secret to buy a nightie for his wife. They had a sheer one for $250, and an ultra-sheer one for $500. He decided to get the ultra-sheer one.

He took it home to his wife, and asked her to try it on and model it for him. She took it to the bedroom and put it on. When she looked in the mirror, she realized that it was so sheer that it might as well not be there at all. So she decided to model for him in the nude, and return the nightie and keep the $500 for herself.

So she came downstairs naked and struck some poses for her husband. He said, "Man! For $500 you'd at least think they would have ironed it!"

:lol:

 

[BuiltFromTrash]

Uh...

 

[fyrwrxz]

and that's when the fight started.....

 

[Onebadhawk]

You could get scared up if she finds that post John...lol..

Teddy

 

[fyrwrxz]

Newlyweds on the first night of the honeymoon. Guys drops his drawers and tells his new wife to put them on. She replies "Those are too big, they'll never fit" He replies "Just remember who wears the pants in the family". Bride removes her panties and tells him "Here, put these on". He replies "Are you kidding? I'll never get into those". She replies '" That's right! And you never will unless you change your attitude!"

 

[Bat-mite]

I told it to my wife last night. She did not think it was funny.

 

[OverTheTop]

Hey, you know that God was a woman, but he change his mind?

 

[BuiltFromTrash]

This thread should be locked... (Kinda not family friendly)

 

[tmacklin]

I don't get it? :confused2:

 

[KidRockET]

This thread should be locked... (Kinda not family friendly)

No Doubt...

He used the "V" word...

The "S" word...

The "B" word...

And the dreaded "P" word...

All in one post...

This has got to stop...

Enough already...