Ya know...times like this makes me think of a certain guy who made a bet with someone for a 50 cent coke that Sandy Koufax's main pitch wasn't a fastball.
Fast forward a few days..and this same guy buys a 50 dollar baseball almanac to win that 50 cent coke.
My point:
I may have to create a false video report, interrupt Nasa's feeds for an entire day, block every web service outlet to every Long John Silvers in the US of A just so I can enjoy free shrimp on March 15.
By the way..that was me that bought the book...