Ford: Found on Road dead... and others..

[dr wogz]

Hi all,

In keeping with the morals of this forum, I ask you all to post your "what they stand for" comanies and their abbreviations..

It's been joked, that "Ford" is really an abreviation for "Found on Road Dead". and a few others I know:

Fiat: Fix it again, Tony!

Pontiac: Poor old Nick thinks it's a cadillac

And I'm sure there are many many more. and not just for cars!

 

[Stymye]

m.g.w.o.a.r.i

mabey go work on a rocket instead

 

[Rocket Flier VB]

Pinto

Put
In
Nickle
To
Operate

 

[Rocket Flier VB]

Standard Military Acronyms

BOHICA

Bend
Over
Hear
It
Comes
Again

SNAFU

Situation
Normal
All
F*****
Up


FUBAR

F*****
Up
Beyond
All
Repair (Recognition)

 

[vjp]

CHEVROLET:

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

 

[lalligood]

2 more Ford related acronyms:

Flip
Over &
Read
Directions


First
On
Race
Day
(for all you NASCAR fans out there!)

Thank you for playing

 

[edwardw]

FORD

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily


Edward

 

[cummins]

Ford

F*****
over
rebuilt
Dodge




Ford

Found on Russian Dump

 

[rocketkid88]

Pulled this out of a list of stuff i have like this, sorry if any are repeats:

Automobile Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buck`s Irregular
Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

 

[Fore Check]

GMC
Generic Made Chevy

 

[dr wogz]

Rocket kid,
I am standing and clapping.
Excellent!

Just what I was looking for!

 

[rocketdad0934]

poor
old
nitwit
thinks
its
a
corvette
:kill:

 

[BobH48]

FIAT Feeble Italian Attempted Transportation

 

[DynaSoar]

Originally posted by Dr Wogz
And I'm sure there are many many more. and not just for cars!

A friend of mine at KSC submitted mine to the offical NASA acronym list for me, but it was turned down:

A
Crazy
Rationale
Of
Naming
Your
Mnemonics

 

[Samuron]

MOPAR

Many Obsolete Parts Arranged Rediculously

 

[Fishhead]

Originally posted by Samuron
MOPAR

Many Obsolete Parts Arranged Rediculously

If you're gonna cap on Mopars, at least use spellcheck.

 

[jflis]

Implemented
By
Morons

 

[rocketdad0934]

Originally posted by Fishhead
If you're gonna cap on Mopars, at least use spellcheck.

:kill: yeah or may your next ford be my dodge recycled