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I'm going to hang around this thread for a while.

Of course, if I could only get a line on some rockets of my own.
 
I'm going to hang around this thread for a while.

Of course, if I could only get a line on some rockets of my own.

Oh wait, I did manage to get a line on one of my own....

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Rocket...
If you sway 1 fin out of line I'll strap as big of a motor as I can fit into you,
replace the recovery system with as big a competition chute as I can cram into you,
and launch you into oblivion!!!

Interrogation won't work.
They're gonna be line to you.



312306 bottles of beer in the Shack, 312306 bottles of beer.
take one down, toss it around, enjoy hand- eye coordination while it lasts...

312305 bottles of beer in the Shack, 312305 bottles of beer.
Take one down, toss it around, stand on the chair to avoid broken glass...(until foot-eye coordination is regained.)

312304 bottles of beer in the Shack, 312304 bottles of beer.
Chug it down, not even a frown, you've done this before- but 'twas out of town.

Drop the bottle on your foot, scream and take off the crown,
Jump off the chair, land anywhere, whoops- that was the broken glass lair.

Incoherent speech has begun, hastily bandage your foot.
Forget what you're doing, Epoxy the gauze, 'Cause the automatic rocketry response.

Bleh da da doo da da - hee hee hee hee,
Beer is my only family. Now excuse me, cause I gotta pee! See you in an hour or three.

Foot is epoxied to the floor, Cannot get out the door,
stuck in a stall, who can you call, when gibberish is all that thy tongue ensnarl.

Fall asleep on the toilet seat, legs are sore and neck is more,
Ya don't have a phone, drunk and alone, don't worry- you won't remember this moment.

2 hours later you awake from a sleep, Covered in TP like wool on a sheep
A foot e-pox-ied to the floor, with acetone and heat source justout of reach.

Rip the foot off the ground and you see, a giant gash, a slash through thee,
How did it come? You seem so dumb. Injuries just yet another bum.

You've screamed and you've cried, but the pain wont subside.
But Do not fear, the solution is near, get to the shack and re-indulge beer!


That combined with my age is why I don't drink...
And don't intend to.

However, I have arisen to the possible conclusion that staying up late has the same effect as...
Uhh... yea. yea. beer or something.
 
Do your rockets hang low
Are they balanced to and fro.
Are they stable in the air
Or are they flyin’ everywhere.
Do you carry em over your shoulder
While you walking to the holder
Do your rockets hang low…….
 
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