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That's amazing! You were around when your mom was a little tyke?MY mom can't carry a tune in a bucket. She tells me that as a little tyke she would start to sing and I would put my hand on her lips and say "Momma, please don't!"
Why won't ducks go to the doctor?Why won't ducks go to the doctor?
Because they're all quacks!
Must've been my Irish cousin who sits around outside most of the time: Paddy O'Furniture.Doc: What seems to be the problem Paddy?
Paddy: Well doc, I seem to be losing me memory.
Doc: Well, that's no good; when did this start happening?
Paddy: When did what start happening?
Jan 22nd, Feb 22nd. . . hmmm. Have to go to the judges on that one.9 YO just walked in, asked me how many seconds are in a year?
The correct answer is 12, Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, ……..
He got me!!!!
In the early 1980s I went to Peru and saw pictures of Francisco Pizarro's remains in such a glass coffin.
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