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A zoo keeper wanted to increase his stock. He wrote to his animal supplier saying, “please send me two mongooses”.
It didn’t look right so he changed it to, “please send me two mongeese”. He still wasn’t happy, so he tried, “please send me two mongi”.
Thoroughly confused, he finally wrote, “please send me a mongoose”. “PS, better make it two.”
 
The band Free were booked to play in a hall in Newcastle. On arriving at the venue they were dismayed to see it was a cinema they were booked to play in.

"We cant play in cinema "they protested,to which the manager of the venue replied, "Its ok we've taken out all the seats. It's a hall right now"
 
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