Dad Jokes...

[SkyFire]

 

[MALBAR 70]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[K'Tesh]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[K'Tesh]

 

[K'Tesh]

 

[K'Tesh]

 

[K'Tesh]

 

[K'Tesh]

Something tells me that thing flies like C**P....

 

[SkyFire]

 

[NateB]

Bob ran out of gas and a bee flew into the car window. "Are you out of gas", said the bee? "Yes", said Bob. "Gimme a minute", said the bee and flew away.

Minutes later the bee returned with the whole hive and they all flew into the gas tank. Moments later, they all emerged. "Try it now", said the bee. Bob tried and the car started. "Wow", said Bob, "What did you put in there?"


"BP"

 

[K'Tesh]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[NateB]

A doctor who rode up the elevator with us yesterday looked at everyone with a straight face and said "I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday, it was the least I could do."

 

[Cape Byron]

 

[SkyFire]

 

[John Kemker]

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time.

 

[NateB]

Do you know what they call it when a lizard looses it's tail?

A-reptile-dysfunction.

 

[John Kemker]

I built a model of Mt. Hood in the backyard. My kid asked if it was to scale. I said, "No, just to look at."

 

[Woody's Workshop]

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time.

A waist watch?

 

[John Kemker]

I told my suitcases there'd be no summer vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

 

[SkyFire]

 

[Cape Byron]

I got a dog from the local blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

 

[Adam3836]

I had a dream I was a muffler …. When I woke up I was exhausted ….

 

[Cape Byron]

The last part of your body to die is your pupils.

That's 'cause they dilate.

 

[John Kemker]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman Numerals...IM LIVID