These corn jokes are so bad, I'm going to have to shuck it all off.
That joke will drive you insane!I rented a limousine for the weekend, but I didn't realize until too late that it was just the car and didn't come with a driver.
I spent $500 and have nothing to chauffeur it.
Only if he lives in France.That joke will drive you insane!
there's a problem with the envelope joke, if you push it into a non English speaking country then its is no longer stationary.
How much is delivery?Got home to find my kids had been on Ebay all day.
If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.
This is to me funny, but also profound
Costs thousands, and there's a 9 month shipping time (usually).How much is delivery?
Costs thousands, and there's a 9 month shipping time (usually).
That reminds me of a joke:two federal prisoners were in their cell reminiscing about the good times they had had with their families prior to their incarceration.
One said, “we used to go to the beach and bury each other is the sand.”
The other said, “Yeah, I used to to do that with my wife.”
Pause
“maybe when I get out I’ll go dig her up.”