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What do you get when the Pink Panther stepson an ant?
Dead Ant.
Dead Ant.
Dead Ant.Dead Ant.Dead Ant.Dead Ant.
Dead Annnnnnnt.
What do you get when the Pink Panther stepson an ant?
Where does the Pink Panther go when Nature calls?What do you get when the Pink Panther stepson an ant?
Dead Ant.
Dead Ant.
Dead Ant.Dead Ant.Dead Ant.Dead Ant.
Dead Annnnnnnt.
How does the Lone Ranger greet his Portuguese cousin?Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump ...
There's barely a kernel of truth to that post.
Perhaps, but it's still an a-maize-ing photo.There's barely a kernel of truth to that post.
You guys all seem to have an ear for these jokes.Perhaps, but it's still an a-maize-ing photo.
of coarse we do!You guys all seem to have an ear for these jokes.
I'm shocked at what dads can cob-ble together.You guys all seem to have an ear for these jokes.
Does anybody Kar-o?You guys all seem to have an ear for these jokes.
I seem to remember a short hominy about that….Does anybody Kar-o?
Care to share it with us, or is it too grit-ty?I seem to remember a short hominy about that….
Fiddlesticks. You beat me to it. It as bad as @kuririn!. Really going against the grain.Aw shucks! These bad puns seem to be following me. Like they're stalking me!
That's even better for the "Dad Joke" category!Right back at ya.
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Gnite everyone.These puns are so bad, I fear that someone could get really creamed.
Probably best to mash this thread and go outside and watch the moonshine.
Hic.
Hate to burst your bubble, but this thread's still going. Don't get an overinflated ego about it. The Dad jokes keep ballooning.Gnite everyone.
I’m popped…..
That was hard work for a bad pun.In rural Italy, there is a nearly forgotten site with a turbulent history. It was first a Greek temple to their god of love, and was known for its prominent statue of the deity. When the Romans arrived, they used its location both as a prominent military base to project their power, and as a repository of important legal records. However, when Attila arrived, he destroyed all of those documents and made it his own military base. But over time, his hordes abandoned it, and then eventually the Catholic church took over the site and turned it into a convent, purging it of any remaining pagan idols. But the number of sisters has dwindled, and now there is only a single woman there, taking care of the site, and preserving it.
And that's how it ended, with no writs, no Huns, no Eros, and nun left on base.
There is a kernel of truth to this.I'm shocked at what dads can cob-ble together.