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In rural Italy, there is a nearly forgotten site with a turbulent history. It was first a Greek temple to their god of love, and was known for its prominent statue of the deity. When the Romans arrived, they used its location both as a prominent military base to project their power, and as a repository of important legal records. However, when Attila arrived, he destroyed all of those documents and made it his own military base. But over time, his hordes abandoned it, and then eventually the Catholic church took over the site and turned it into a convent, purging it of any remaining pagan idols. But the number of sisters has dwindled, and now there is only a single woman there, taking care of the site, and preserving it.

And that's how it ended, with no writs, no Huns, no Eros, and nun left on base.
 
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It's A maise ing how the same puns sprout up every time, and we're all ears but never start a row about it
 
These puns are so bad, I fear that someone could get really creamed.
Probably best to mash this thread and go outside and watch the moonshine.
Hic.
 
In rural Italy, there is a nearly forgotten site with a turbulent history. It was first a Greek temple to their god of love, and was known for its prominent statue of the deity. When the Romans arrived, they used its location both as a prominent military base to project their power, and as a repository of important legal records. However, when Attila arrived, he destroyed all of those documents and made it his own military base. But over time, his hordes abandoned it, and then eventually the Catholic church took over the site and turned it into a convent, purging it of any remaining pagan idols. But the number of sisters has dwindled, and now there is only a single woman there, taking care of the site, and preserving it.

And that's how it ended, with no writs, no Huns, no Eros, and nun left on base.
That was hard work for a bad pun.
 
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