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if there are 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left.
 
Anyway, the full joke goes like this:

Q: How to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Q: how to put a hippo in a fridge:
A:You have to take out the giraffe first

Q: 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off?
A: 99

Q: the king of the animals invited all the animals in the world to a party, who doesn't show up?
A: The hippo because he is in the fridge!

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. Despite people telling her not to do it, she goes across anyway. She survives... how come?
A: the alligators were at the party.

Q: Sally crosses back across the river, but she doesn't survive this time. How come?
A: She got hit by the brick!
 
Anyway, the full joke goes like this:

Q: How to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Q: how to put a hippo in a fridge:
A:You have to take out the giraffe first

Q: 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off?
A: 99

Q: the king of the animals invited all the animals in the world to a party, who doesn't show up?
A: The hippo because he is in the fridge!

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. Despite people telling her not to do it, she goes across anyway. She survives... how come?
A: the alligators were at the party.

Q: Sally crosses back across the river, but she doesn't survive this time. How come?
A: She got hit by the brick!
/rimshot
 
What's green and red and goes REALLY REALLY FAST


and no its not Santa or a rocket or your diarrhea 🤣
 
Walked right into one with my 2 year old daughter last night. She was coloring at the table, and looked like she might have sampled the crayon:

Me: “What’s in your mouth?”
Her: “My teeth!” *smiles big 💩-eating grin*
Me: “That’s my girl!”

#parenting_goals
 

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