Dad Jokes...

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Ok, 2 dad jokes, stolen from a BBC article

Why was Santa banned from sooty chimneys?

Because he left carbon footprints


Why is the government having trouble with their nativity scene?

Because they can't find 3 wise men
 

Blast it Tom!

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MY mom can't carry a tune in a bucket. She tells me that as a little tyke she would start to sing and I would put my hand on her lips and say "Momma, please don't!"
But I, on the other hand, have been a soloist and even sung the tenor part of the Hallelujah Chorus. I was asked to help the choir at Christmas, so I wasn't a regular member. When we "nailed it" in practice the first time, it was undoubtedly the most wonderful musical experience I've ever had. They just don't like it when I sing, guys aren't supposed to sing that well, I suppose...

Welk, back to bad dad jokes, Lawrence!
 
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