You know why divorce is so expensive?
Because it’s worth it!
Because it’s worth it!
Dad Jokes...
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Do you know the difference between a hippo and zippo?
One is heavy, the other a little lighter.
One is heavy, the other a little lighter.
Ok, 2 dad jokes, stolen from a BBC article
Why was Santa banned from sooty chimneys?
Because he left carbon footprints
Why is the government having trouble with their nativity scene?
Because they can't find 3 wise men
Why was Santa banned from sooty chimneys?
Because he left carbon footprints
Why is the government having trouble with their nativity scene?
Because they can't find 3 wise men
I have piles and piles of ironing to do.
I don't know which is worse.
I don't know which is worse.
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NateB
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My body is not a temple, it's a Midwestern dive bar.
Restaurant manager seating me at a table.
"Today your waitresses name is Julie"
My reply. "What did you call her yesterday?"
"Today your waitresses name is Julie"
My reply. "What did you call her yesterday?"
I didn't laugh... that what my family says to me!
MY mom can't carry a tune in a bucket. She tells me that as a little tyke she would start to sing and I would put my hand on her lips and say "Momma, please don't!"
But I, on the other hand, have been a soloist and even sung the tenor part of the Hallelujah Chorus. I was asked to help the choir at Christmas, so I wasn't a regular member. When we "nailed it" in practice the first time, it was undoubtedly the most wonderful musical experience I've ever had. They just don't like it when I sing, guys aren't supposed to sing that well, I suppose...
Welk, back to bad dad jokes, Lawrence!
