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Death by Powerpoint
I sill think the whole thing is a conspiracy set in motion by the bidet industry to spur sales.
I sill think the whole thing is a conspiracy set in motion by the bidet industry to spur sales.
I can't find it now, but my son showed me a video from a car builder, I think "Vice Grip Garage" where he showed his answer to the problem: He took a sawz-all to a roll of shop towels! We had a laugh!
But seriously, this is crazy. We're not wiped out here at home (yet), but for Pete's sake, people - this bug doesn't cause diarrhea!
Last I heard, paper towels and napkins are sold out now as well.
What I don't get is how much freaking toilet paper do these people use? On this thread I've heard people say, "Sure I stocked up because I want to have enough for two weeks." But one smallish package of TP is enough for two weeks, and one of those giant sized packages last for months even when all of our kids are home. We didn't buy any and the half used package in the closet is probably enough to last us for weeks. Okay, we might have to use a couple of the rolls that the dog chewed on at some point, but why would anyone need to buy a hundred rolls? From the photos I saw, some of those folks are going to still have TP left over a year from now.
Last I heard, paper towels and napkins are sold out now as well.
What I don't get is how much freaking toilet paper do these people use? On this thread I've heard people say, "Sure I stocked up because I want to have enough for two weeks." But one smallish package of TP is enough for two weeks, and one of those giant sized packages last for months even when all of our kids are home. We didn't buy any and the half used package in the closet is probably enough to last us for weeks. Okay, we might have to use a couple of the rolls that the dog chewed on at some point, but why would anyone need to buy a hundred rolls? From the photos I saw, some of those folks are going to still have TP left over a year from now.
Answer is one word: "Chipotle"
You people are all rocketeers.
You’ve got sandpaper on hand.
I've heard old newspapers will work too.I'm glad I still have several years of old phone books laying around. I live rurally so the phone books around here are small form factor.
You people are all rocketeers.
You’ve got sandpaper on hand.
As I said in my post, I'm willing to trade 10 rolls of TP, MIB ~2.625" x 3.625" x 7" for an Estes Omega (K-52P) w/balsa nosecone, and I'll double that offer for a Cineroc with an Omega (K-52). Ships from China.Anyone know what the current exchange rate is on TP? More specifically I’m looking for how many Newton seconds of impulse on a rocket motor per roll of toilet paper.
I agree, there is a difference between prudence and overreaction.But when you see people taking whole flats with hundreds of rolls out of the warehouse stores, you know that they are either panic-buying or buying for resale - I suppose there might be a few that are buying for a whole neighborhood or something... but man, one of those warehouse packs lasts months around here.
Somebody posted a pic on another thread of a store promo: if you buy a 6 pack of Corona beer you get a free roll of TP.As I said in my post, I'm willing to trade 10 rolls of TP, MIB ~2.625" x 3.625" x 7" for an Estes Omega (K-52P) w/balsa nosecone, and I'll double that offer for a Cineroc with an Omega (K-52). Ships from China.
As I said in my post, I'm willing to trade 10 rolls of TP, MIB ~2.625" x 3.625" x 7" for an Estes Omega (K-52P) w/balsa nosecone, and I'll double that offer for a Cineroc with an Omega (K-52). Ships from China.
I know, in normal circumstances I'd probably get kicked in the fanny for that, but I'm trying to offer the best value to the person who'd be willing to take me up on that.A rocketeer buying tubeless toilet paper? How could you! SACRILEGE!
I know, in normal circumstances I'd probably get kicked in the fanny for that, but I'm trying to offer the best value to the person who'd be willing to take me up on that.
Really? I'm sure they'd find the potty humor to be... a gas!You understand that people in the UK can read these posts? Such language!
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