I won't ridicule it, but I will state my disappointment that it didn't end with the knife rolling off the table and impaling itself in your leg.Possibly my favorite rocketry tool, and non-rocketry tool.
Ode to an X-acto:
Oh, how I love thee,
look below and see
the finely textured grip,
so my fingers don't slip
to finely control the tip.
it cuts straight and smooth
or curvy if I choose.
My favorite tool
within arms reach as a rule.
You may now ridicule
this awful poem.