This is a good site about being pulled over by police:
*Never mind. I looked at the site more closely and found that it was not family oriented. Instead, here are a few of my favorites:
Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Hey, is that a 9mm ? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
You're lucky this car needs a tune-up or you'd have never caught me.
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car. Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?" Her son piped up from the back seat, "I do... because you couldn't catch the other cars!"
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I am really sorry about that. I do not want to post a website that I don't feel is appropriate for little kids to be looking at. Thanks!