Storm Area 51

From Secret Service briefing on the Proposed Public "Run" on Area 51:

…..Agent: Yes Mr. President, Madam Speaker Pelosi, Mr. McConnell, Mr. Schumer, you see, we are fully prepared for this event. I am very sure you don't realize it, but this will actually be the 27th time the public has tried to make a "run" on Area 51 and access the tremendous secrets there that impact our national security. Their curiosity continues to be insatiable and we have learned how to handle it without a lot of turmoil to our citizens or damage to our facilities. You see we just open our gates fully wide, put up a lot of "Welcome" and "Open House Today Only" signs, UFO balloons, free refreshment stands, and lead them to a congregation point that says FREE TOURS BEGIN HERE. Then one of our Agents is up on a high podium and holds up a shiny flashlight thingy and.... President Trump: "You mean like the one you are holding there right now Agent K?" Yes Sir! Mr. President, it looks EXACTLY like this one, and he holds it up high like this, and he points to this light...right...here... on the top, and says loudly, EVERYONE, LOOK, RIGHT HERE!!!.....POOF!

Well, what happened to to areas 1-50?

were they found out over time? Where they rushed at various point in our history? What did Area 2 look like? Area 40 was in teh early 50's maybe?

dr wogz said:

Well, what happened to to areas 1-50?
were they found out over time? Where they rushed at various point in our history? What did Area 2 look like? Area 40 was in teh early 50's maybe?

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shhhhhhh .... that's the REAL secret!

Area 40 is where WD-40 was created. Area 42 is where the answer to the life the universe and everything is attempting to be answered. Area 22 or Catch-22 is where they keep changing the rules just as you are about to accomplish your goal.

The real secret is that there are over 100 areas, but don't let me have to explain area 69.

Mugs914 said:

AC-130 was the first that came to my mind...

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Or Puff the Magic Dragon, C-47 modified with three Vulcan mini guns, each discharging 6K rounds per minute, for a total of 18k rounds. 600K invaders dispatched in a mere 33.33 minutes at this rate of fire. That's with one Puff the Magic Dragon gunship, with several it would be mere minutes to the "invasion" failing. Reference the John Wayne movie "Green Berets" circa 1968.

Of course we all know that one gunship doesn't carry 600k rounds......and the barrels would be very hot

RocketGeekInFL said:

The real secret is that there are over 100 areas, but don't let me have to explain area 69.

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The numberic sign on Area 69 was actually painted upside down. It reads "69" instead of "69".

As Benny Hill would say, "No' a lo' o' people know dat."

I am convinced that the "areas" we know about contain virtually nothing of any great importance, anymore. The unknown "areas" are, likely, another matter, entirely.

Dave F.

Everybody knows the really cool stuff is in Warehouse 13

gldknght said:

I want 7 of 9 from S.T. Voyager
Or Zev Bellringer – Lexx

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What you're looking for:

What's looking for you:

Event Horizon said:

Or Puff the Magic Dragon, C-47 modified with three Vulcan mini guns, each discharging 6K rounds per minute, for a total of 18k rounds. 600K invaders dispatched in a mere 33.33 minutes at this rate of fire. That's with one Puff the Magic Dragon gunship, with several it would be mere minutes to the "invasion" failing. Reference the John Wayne movie "Green Berets" circa 1968.

Of course we all know that one gunship doesn't carry 600k rounds......and the barrels would be very hot

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Hmm . . . How does the Military stop a huge number of "raiders" entering a Restricted Area ?

One word . . . "M.O.A.B." !

Cnorm said:

What you're looking for:
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What's looking for you:

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Lol, beggars can't be choosers!

Ez2cDave said:

I am convinced that the "areas" we know about contain virtually nothing of any great importance, anymore. The unknown "areas" are, likely, another matter, entirely.

Dave F.

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I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any "unknown" areas.

Scott Hala said:

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any "unknown" areas.

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I want to storm the unknown areas . . . LOL !

Dave F.

Ez2cDave said:

I want to storm the unknown areas . . . LOL !

Dave F.

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How would you know when you're there?

How would you know you're in one of the undocumented unknown 'secret' areas? is it like that old log cabin buried deep in the woods, that looks like it was long abandoned? Or would it have an 8' metal fence around it, and lots of guards & stuff?

dr wogz said:

How would you know when you're there?

How would you know you're in one of the undocumented unknown 'secret' areas? is it like that old log cabin buried deep in the woods, that looks like it was long abandoned? Or would it have an 8' metal fence around it, and lots of guards & stuff?

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Precisely . . .

The new operation should be dubbed "Storm the World" . . . So, everyone can blindly charge around, in any direction, like mindless morons !"

LOL !

Dave F.

Ez2cDave said:

Precisely . . .

The new operation should be dubbed "Storm the World" . . . So, everyone can blindly charge around, in any direction, like mindless morons !"

LOL !

Dave F.

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This has been happening for a long time.

M

Ez2cDave said:

Precisely . . .

The new operation should be dubbed "Storm the World" . . . So, everyone can blindly charge around, in any direction, like mindless morons !"

LOL !

Dave F.

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I believe they tried that. It was called Pokémon Go.

MClark said:

This has been happening for a long time.

M

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Agreed . . .

Dave F.

MClark said:

This has been happening for a long time.

M

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I agree too, though apparently it is hard to "charge around" effectively while hunched over like a question mark staring at a phone...

Mugs914 said:

I agree too, though apparently it is hard to "charge around" effectively while hunched over like a question mark staring at a phone...

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Mclark's post and my agreement with it were not aimed at the "Pokemon Pinheads" . . .

I believe that, if either of us had elaborated, it would have rapidly gone 100% political in nature ( we avoided that on the forum )

Dave F.

BBowmaster said:

I believe they tried that. It was called Pokémon Go.

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Niantic, with Pokemon Go and now Harry Potter - Wizards Unite, has done more to get fat bastards (like me) up and mobile than Jane Fonda or Richard Simmons ever did!

PhlAsh said:

Niantic, with Pokemon Go and now Harry Potter - Wizards Unite, has done more to get fat bastards (like me) up and mobile than Jane Fonda or Richard Simmons ever did!

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Ingress came first. Too bad I don't live in a city.

The hell with area 51 I say we find the compound where the student loan and car warranty phone centers are and storm that.

Scottrod said:

The hell with area 51 I say we find the compound where the student loan and car warranty phone centers are and storm that.

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"Storm the Telemarketers" . . . LOL !

Dave F.

Ez2cDave said:

"Storm the Telemarketers" . . . LOL !

Dave F.

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They're not telemarketers. They're out and out criminals.

Scott Hala said:

They're not telemarketers. They're out and out criminals.

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Agreed . . .

Scottrod said:

The hell with area 51 I say we find the compound where the student loan and car warranty phone centers are and storm that.

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LOL so true... "your vehicle manufactures warranty may have expired" "you qualify for student loan debt forgiveness programs"
Or just route all the calls to A51

Rob702Martinez said:

LOL so true... "your vehicle manufactures warranty may have expired" "you qualify for student loan debt forgiveness programs"
Or just route all the calls to A51

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When you see the Caller ID, answer the phone, "Area 51, state your identification number and the access code of the day" . . . After a couple of "rounds" of that, switch to, "You have unlawfully contacted a United States military base, without proper authorization . . . Please remain on the line . . . If you hang up, the use of deadly force is authorized" !

LOL !