Storm Area 51

Rob702Martinez said:

I want to see how they do fillets over there in A51

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Nathan can tell you.

dr wogz said:

Of course, Jim Morrison & Marilyn Monroe have permanent residency there, to live a quite & peace life.. Elvis did too, but became too much of a liability and has since moved to somewhere outside Vegas..

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Elvis and JFK are killing mummies at a nursing home.

Bat-mite said:

Elvis and JFK are killing mummies at a nursing home.

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And here I was foolishly thinking I’m the only one on this forum that’s seen Bubba Ho-tep.

SecondRow said:

And here I was foolishly thinking I’m the only one on this forum that’s seen Bubba Ho-tep.

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Wow, they made it into a movie?

Just kidding. Yeah, one of my favorites. Bruce Campbell's imitation of Elvis was the best I've ever seen. I loved pretty much everything about the movie, but mostly its absolute lunacy!

JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that @$=&^% jar. I got a little bag of sand up there now.
Elvis: But, Jack, uhh, no offense but... President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: That's how clever they are! They dyed me this color, all over. Can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that?

Nytrunner said:

Canadians aren't supposed to know about Area 52......

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We, lovingly, watch your TV shows & watch your movies.. (Frankly, it is pretty amazing how much 'US' content we get, including the news & news reports.)

Our attempts to invade your "Hollywood" are also proving to be fruitful.



We do, however, believe one (or 2) flyable C-105 is parked in one of the Area 51 hangers..

gonna find out area 51 is just a big painting by wile coyote. THATS the real reason no one can get close.

Are people seriously considering doing this? Do they not realize that the federal government doesn't have a sense of humor and that military bases are not places to mess with? I'm betting anyone getting within 20 miles is going to have their vehicle stopped, they'll get cuffed, bused away and arrested. Anyone actually violating the perimeter could get shot.

This comes from the internet Heada, logic doesn't enter in.

Anyway, back to the memes

RocketGeekInFL said:

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LOL I'm Cuban, seems legit.

heada said:

Are people seriously considering doing this? Do they not realize that the federal government doesn't have a sense of humor and that military bases are not places to mess with? I'm betting anyone getting within 20 miles is going to have their vehicle stopped, they'll get cuffed, bused away and arrested. Anyone actually violating the perimeter could get shot.

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No, they are not, it was an Internet exercise /spoof that went "viral "

Just more social masturbation.

hobie1dog said:

No, they are not, it was an Internet exercise /spoof that went "viral "

Just more social masturbation.

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No man listen, the Aliens at area 51 started the fad so that we would break them out and let them phone home.

Sounds fun. I'll ask for time off at work.

mperegrinefalcon said:

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Nytrunner said:

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Zoom in :3 It's a long meme

SecondRow said:

And here I was foolishly thinking I’m the only one on this forum that’s seen Bubba Ho-tep.

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I watched it years ago. I also watched Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter; which was enjoyable. I also enjoyed Pride, Prejudice and Zombies.

I can’t seem to zoom in on the long meme. I think it requires alien tech to read it.

I got VIP wrist bands for sale...

Rob702Martinez said:

I got VIP wrist bands for sale...

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At least set up a cold drink stand out in the desert and charge $10.00 for bottled water.

mperegrinefalcon said:

No man listen, the Aliens at area 51 started the fad so that we would break them out and let them phone home.

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Wouldn't that be a hoot, they got access to an internet terminal and started this whole campaign as a way to cover up their escape?

The irony is that most of those folks are going to drive close to Dulce, NM on their way to Area 51, bypassing the really good stuff.
Why do you think the base at Groom Lake is visible and the one at Dulce isn't?
Just sayin....

AOC will probably go to Area 51 to help free the "aliens". She'll find an empty parking lot since there's not any aliens there.

Well if the Burning Man folks can't work out their issues with the BLM, this might give them something to do. I can just hear it:

Guard Station: Uh, base we got something like 3,000 almost naked folks who are painted gold approaching our station on unicycles and playing zithers. This one is not in the book, what should we do?
Base: The alien overlords say that we should shoot.

Population control and reduction of the unemployed by 600,000 in one day??? Go for it guys..... Have your phone's live streaming, so they can't hide the truth.

dr wogz said:

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But in recent years, it had been speculated that Area 51 may no longer be the primary research facility for the Air Force. As it has been suggested that some projects have been transferred to other facilities such as Wright Patterson Air Force Base and Dugway Proving Grounds. But despite this, Area 51 is still very much active and to this day and is still believed to be the home for many supposed black projects.

taken from:
https://defensionem.com/paradise-ranch-real-area-51/

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HEY NOW! Don't be sending them my way! We have enough stupid people in Dayton!

"what round at the ends, and Hi in the middle?"