As an aside I got my first girl when I was an Ensign (marriage). And that started the girl-a-stripe syndrome! My first daughter arrived, I was a JG, second I was a Lt, third I was a LCDR, and my fourth I was a CDR. I refused to make CAPT!
Funny! Reminds me of a joke, from back in the day when dads did not go into the delivery room.
Three dads-to-be were sitting in the delivery waiting room, when a doctor walked out. He said, "Mr. Jones, you have twins!"
Mr. Jones said that was funny because he works for the Minnesota Twins baseball organization.
Soon, another doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, you have triplets!"
Mr. Smith said that was funny, because he works for 3M Corporation.
Suddenly, the third dad jumped up and ran screaming from the room. The doctor asked, "What's the matter with him?"
Mr. Smith said, "Oh, he told us he works for 7-Eleven."