Could I make a rocket out of a... ...simulated male reproductive organ toy?

[Interstellar]

I - well - um.. Yes, yes you could. I'm not going to go into detail but yeah, you can make "red rockets".

 

[Eljay]

With enough thrust you can make a rocket out of almost anything.

 

[Steve Shannon]

That really depends on your skills and knowledge. If you have to ask, you probably cannot. People have done similar odd rocs, so it’s neither original nor clever.

 

[Rocketjunkie]

Thought about scaling up one for the first BALLS launch in 1991 after LDRS X. The original premise was "Got the balls to fly a K". No motor certs then, K motor minimum. Ended up flying my Laser LOC 3.1 on a Vulcan K420-20. At the time, a J motor was like an N now

 

[BABAR]

People have done similar odd rocs, so it’s neither original nor clever.

I am with you on that. Humor is great in rockets, but that is a bit over the edge for me. Not exactly something I want to see at a club launch with kids and their parents watching.

I did like the Estes PortaPot Shot, although I thought it was heavily underpowered.
https://www.rocketreviews.com/estes-industries-porta-pot-shot--by-frank-casey.html
I have an unbuilt Kit I will someday build with a D engine mount and rear ejection.

Then there was the Uranus Explorer . That was built out of toilet paper tubes (including fins and nose cone)
https://www.rocketreviews.com/umm-me-uranus-explorer-2-scratch-by-tom-markel.html

So I guess I am not too much of a purist .

I have also seen pics of model rockets such as a flying brick

https://archive.rocketreviews.com/contests/photo_contest9.shtml Go to entry 12

And a flying hot dog on a bun, the”Shot Dog”

https://www.rocketreviews.com/scratch-shot-dog-by-hans-chris-michielssen.html

Hans "Chris" Michielssen Made that one, he’s a master builder. Check out his blog

https://modelrocketbuilding.blogspot.com/2015/03/the-smaller-fleet.html