Ha ha!Stop buying green bananas.
Ha ha!
How about setting an alarm for the next morning?
Ha ha!
How about setting an alarm for the next morning?
You still need that. Unlike a lot of older guys, I'm lucky I have a bowel movement promptly at 8 every morning. But without an alarm, I don't actually get up until 9.
I really did not need to know that Thirsty (but funny). And I predict this thread will go down the toilet with it.
Any advice from the old farts out there?
Throw out all the AARP solications you'll receive in the mail.
Schedule that colonoscopy.
Don't lose your job; ageism is illegal but that doesn't stop companies from applying it.
Yeah! You beat me by a month! It's great to be young!No, I'm not going to Hawaii. I'm turning 50 in a week.
Any advice from the old farts out there? :wink:
- I'm 56 and I just rode a bicycle 102 miles in one day.
Seriously, more than anything stay active.
You still need that. Unlike a lot of older guys, I'm lucky I have a bowel movement promptly at 8 every morning. But without an alarm, I don't actually get up until 9.
So you have a bowel movement at 8, but don't get up until 9??? Are you changing the sheets at 10?
Thanks for that clarification, I was concerned. I figured it must hav been an old joke, but I hadn't heard it before and I LOLed.Just for the record, I don't actually crap myself at 8 and get up at 9! That's an old joke I heard before most of you were born... Get off my lawn!
The "Carpe Diem" philosophy is usually one for the young. Seize the day! Don't waste your youth! But it applies to any age. If you've gotten to 50, and there's anything you've wanted to do but never had the chance, don't put it off!
no matter how distasteful it it is, there are worse things than a colonoscopy.
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