Dad Jokes...

[Cape Byron]

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A flying brick.

 

[cwbullet]

 

[kuririn]

 

[ljwilley]

Someone answer this:

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge

 

[kuririn]

Someone answer this:

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge

The same way you put an elephant in the fridge.

 

[ljwilley]

The same way you put an elephant in the fridge.

You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


How do you put a hippo in the fridge

 

[kuririn]

You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


How do you put a hippo in the fridge

No, you have to take out the elephant before you can put in the giraffe.

 

[kuririn]

Maybe you can put the giraffe in the freezer instead, but then you'd have to take out the whale.

 

[ljwilley]

good answer....

if there are 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left.

 

[kuririn]

The brick hit him.

 

[tsmmiller]

You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


How do you put a hippo in the fridge

Exactly how my 9 YO said to do it. (After taking out the elephant!)

 

[cls]

good answer....

if there are 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off, how many are left.

where do they bury the survivors?!?

 

[ljwilley]

Anyway, the full joke goes like this:

Q: How to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Q: how to put a hippo in a fridge:
A:You have to take out the giraffe first

Q: 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off?
A: 99

Q: the king of the animals invited all the animals in the world to a party, who doesn't show up?
A: The hippo because he is in the fridge!

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. Despite people telling her not to do it, she goes across anyway. She survives... how come?
A: the alligators were at the party.

Q: Sally crosses back across the river, but she doesn't survive this time. How come?
A: She got hit by the brick!

 

[John Kemker]

Anyway, the full joke goes like this:

Q: How to put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: You open the door, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

Q: how to put a hippo in a fridge:
A:You have to take out the giraffe first

Q: 100 bricks on a plane and one falls off?
A: 99

Q: the king of the animals invited all the animals in the world to a party, who doesn't show up?
A: The hippo because he is in the fridge!

Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. Despite people telling her not to do it, she goes across anyway. She survives... how come?
A: the alligators were at the party.

Q: Sally crosses back across the river, but she doesn't survive this time. How come?
A: She got hit by the brick!

/rimshot

 

[ljwilley]

What's green and red and goes REALLY REALLY FAST


and no its not Santa or a rocket or your diarrhea

 

[SolarYellow]

What's green and red and goes REALLY REALLY FAST


and no its not Santa or a rocket or your diarrhea

A frog in a blender.

 

[ljwilley]

A frog in a blender.

Yep. I thought someone here would probably get that one!