A rant about useless answers

chadrog · Jul 25, 2014

Salvage-1 said:
fit... into the saying

"nibbled to death by gerbils"

Jeeez... some people

suppose you keep a paper towel core handy and your small furry creatures smell of Vaseline?

Stop! You're Killin' me!

KarlS · Jul 25, 2014

Wet birds never fly at night, backwards.

Joe V · Jul 25, 2014

Ummm, yesterday was national Tequila Day. Where are the Margaritas???

chadrog · Jul 25, 2014

Joe V said:
Ummm, yesterday was national Tequila Day. Where are the Margaritas???

They were yesterday.

ThirstyBarbarian · Jul 25, 2014

Joe V said:
Ummm, yesterday was national Tequila Day. Where are the Margaritas???

You should be asking, "Where are the hangovers?"

AcidPaintball · Jul 25, 2014

Why is it sysadmin day?

AfterBurners · Jul 25, 2014

AcidPaintball said:
Why is it sysadmin day?

whats a sysadmin?

RocketGeekInFL · Jul 25, 2014

A linux/unix administrator.

ThirstyBarbarian · Jul 25, 2014

RocketGeekInFL said:
A linux/unix administrator.

*Eunuchs administrator

(remember, answers are supposed to be useless!)

AfterBurners · Jul 25, 2014

ThirstyBarbarian said:
*Eunuchs administrator

(remember, answers are supposed to be useless!)

Are they like clown admins?

Getmore · Jul 25, 2014

AfterBurners said:
Are they like clown admins?

At the round table.

ThirstyBarbarian · Jul 25, 2014

Getmore said:
At the round table.

You can't fit a round table into square clown.

morlock · Jul 25, 2014

ThirstyBarbarian said:
You can't fit a round table into square clown.

The rule says: If brute force doesn't work, you are not using enough. The table WILL fit.

matthew · Jul 25, 2014

This is just like Facebook, only interesting.

Salvage-1 · Jul 26, 2014

adrian said:
I've often wondered about the lucky rabbit's foot. The original owner had four of them, and they didn't do him much good otherwise you wouldn't be carrying that one.

Didn't seem to help the rabbit either.

dave carver · Jul 26, 2014

Why is it the number of buns in a package never equals the number of hotdogs in their package?

RocketGeekInFL · Jul 29, 2014

AfterBurners said:
Are they like clown admins?

Most end users are clowns, so yes! As for a square clown into a round hole, only if he is wearing a triangle hat and has pi.

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adrian · Jul 30, 2014

dave carver said:
Why is it the number of buns in a package never equals the number of hotdogs in their package?

That's easy. It's so that you run out of buns, so you buy another pack of buns, then you run out of hot dogs, so you buy another pack of hot dogs, then you run out of buns, so...

I've come up with a sneaky plan to foil their evil conspiracy. When I run out of hot dogs, I put jam on the remaining buns.

dave carver · Jul 30, 2014

adrian said:
That's easy. It's so that you run out of buns, so you buy another pack of buns, then you run out of hot dogs, so you buy another pack of hot dogs, then you run out of buns, so...

I've come up with a sneaky plan to foil their evil conspiracy. When I run out of hot dogs, I put jam on the remaining buns.

I've eaten jam sandwiches, 2 slices of bread jammed together...

ThirstyBarbarian · Jul 30, 2014

adrian said:
That's easy. It's so that you run out of buns, so you buy another pack of buns, then you run out of hot dogs, so you buy another pack of hot dogs, then you run out of buns, so...

I've come up with a sneaky plan to foil their evil conspiracy. When I run out of hot dogs, I put jam on the remaining buns.

If there are 10 hot dogs in a pack and 8 buns in a pack, then buy 8 packs of dogs and 10 packs of buns, and have Joey Chestnut over for a BBQ.

cobra1336 · Jul 30, 2014

If my dog has no nose.................how does he smell ????

fyrwrxz · Jul 30, 2014

cobra1336 said:
If my dog has no nose.................how does he smell ????

Poor pup! He'll never get a date that way.....

AfterBurners · Jul 30, 2014

If you can't get the epoxy to bond ...should you glue the dogs nose on?

SwingWing · Jul 30, 2014

cobra1336 said:
If my dog has no nose.................how does he smell ????

terrible?

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