Most Obscene Rocket

That was ultimate. Have you gotten payback yet?

I saw I had a notification of a private message when i logged on just now, and my heart skipped a beat...figuring, I dunno, a reprimand or some ruler slapped over the knuckles from the powers that be.... imagine my relief when I found it was just my local launch club member confirming that he's bringing a few packs of motors down to cover tomorrow's launch, since one our vendors is otherwise committed elsewhere. Whew!

Anyway, I just got the U.S. Mail and what do you think is in it? My latest purchase...the back-up kit in case I screwed up the Mega Mosquito really badly and it goes west. So I glanced at the parts inside, and decided that what's good for the goose....

This will be built. I think I might win. It will be kind of awkward to go into the adult fun superstore looking for a big black fist.

ChrisLentz said:

View attachment 317355This will be built. I think I might win. It will be kind of awkward to go into the adult fun superstore looking for a big black fist.

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SOLID!

Many moons ago, working LCO at a three day launch... A rather unremarkable little blue rocket flying on a whosh-pop G...

The name on the flight card was "Screaming Orgasm."

I announced "A little blue rocket..."

Family event... Come on.

I suppose if I ever built this, it would be my 2 cents worth.

Stanky Hank. You fire him up. and he be stankin'.

I thought this TP roll rocket I'm making had an ICBM look, but was told it had great potential to look like something else...

CaptainVideo said:

I thought this TP roll rocket I'm making had an ICBM look, but was told it had great potential to look like something else...
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Looks like one of those ball catcher toys.

My wife wants to her first rocket to be the "Cock Rocket" from the movie "Orgasmo":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfk-a1JZMbU

I did not want this video to be embedded, click on it if you wish, the movie is hilarious. It's by Trey Parker and is about a Mormon guy named Joe Young who gets roped into playing a super hero named Orgasmo in a porno film.

Guys.... make sure we keep this thread appropriate.... we don't want to get it locked now, do we.

Not really that obscene looking, but it's the only one I know of from a major manufacturer:

Estes 36 D Squared (#2119) (aka 36 double D)

https://www.rocketryforum.com/showt...D-Squared-(-2119)-Gallery&p=265280#post265280

Winston said:

Not really that obscene looking, but it's the only one I know of from a major manufacturer:

Estes 36 D Squared (#2119) (aka 36 double D)

https://www.rocketryforum.com/showt...D-Squared-(-2119)-Gallery&p=265280#post265280

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's what that means...

I ain't telling anyone of what I've got in mind... 'cept for those who have a need to know.

While not phallic, this is as close to risqué as I ever got. I sewed two chutes together hoping they'd look like a bra.

I was thinking of trying built Dr Evil's rocket from the first or second Austin Powers movie.