Most Obscene Rocket

Kirk G · May 14, 2014

I just have to ask....
What's the most obscene rocket you've ever seen launched or built.
(I'll let you interpret that anyway you like...):surprised:

edwinshap1 · May 14, 2014

Bandman444 built a rocket called "Size Matters" and had just about every dimension listed in vinyl. I built a 12" diameter upscaled Squat, which was pretty obscene in how it looked.

DuaneW · May 14, 2014

Andy Scheter's "DICK-Tator" Take a "Fat Boy" and enhance the nosecone so it looks anatomically correct . Add round fins with drawn on hair to complete the picture. Oh, and and did I mention it was painted "peach"?

powderburner · May 14, 2014

As if our rockets do not already look sufficiently phallic, I recall seeing one design somewhere that was stabilized by a pair of large spheres attached at the bottom......might have been painted kinda purple.

TALON · May 14, 2014

I painted my Big Bertha with a B-17 scheme, "Little Patches"

The "Nose Art" was clothed, so it was PG rated :wink:

dixontj93060 · May 14, 2014

That's easy:
[YOUTUBE]GiWQZhUmmRw[/YOUTUBE]

MClark · May 14, 2014

Love Scud- hand carved nose cone (needs no description), all pink
Was not mine

M

Kirk G · May 15, 2014

Love Scud???You've got to be kidding...

OK, good nominations all..... now who's got pictures to back it up?

g zilla · May 15, 2014

Built an Estes penis probe (venus probe) used a dildo instead of an alien

blackbrandt · May 15, 2014

This thread will get pulled soon.... I can telll....

MALBAR 70 · May 15, 2014

I looked around but I couldn't find the pictures of the Estes Cluster Bomb painted pink with some darker coloring around the tip of the NC.

Neil · May 15, 2014

MALBAR 70 said:
I looked around but I couldn't find the pictures of the Estes Cluster Bomb painted pink with some darker coloring around the tip of the NC.

John Ritz's tribute to the planets and their moons.... Titan Uranus........

Fuddrucker · May 15, 2014

For my Level 1 cert flight on the flight card I called it "Money Shot". They actually read it over the PA system..... On pad 69 we have Gary with his Money Shot and he's going up in 5... 4.... 3..... I could not believe they read it. I was prepared to explain that I called it money shot because if I was successful, it was now going to cost me more money to fly bigger motors. I don't think anyone understood the "money shot" reference though.

...Fudd

bob jablonski · May 15, 2014

Or they just figures it would go over the heads of the kids there

Mr. Bob
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blackbrandt · May 15, 2014

Fuddrucker said:
For my Level 1 cert flight on the flight card I called it "Money Shot". They actually read it over the PA system..... On pad 69 we have Gary with his Money Shot and he's going up in 5... 4.... 3..... I could not believe they read it. I was prepared to explain that I called it money shot because if I was successful, it was now going to cost me more money to fly bigger motors. I don't think anyone understood the "money shot" reference though.

...Fudd

*Groans*

bob jablonski said:
Or they just figures it would go over the heads of the kids there
Mr. Bob
Starlight Dude
Countyline Hobbies
Grovertown, IN.
574-540-1123
[email protected]

Nope, I understood it...

LW Bercini · May 15, 2014

Back in the 90s, NIRA did a "Bathroom Scale" competition. Qualified entries were either build from items found in a bathroom, or were models of items found in a bathroom. Mine was a flying shower stall, complete with nude bather. It was featured on an episode of Chicago public television's "Wild Chicago"

ThirstyBarbarian · May 15, 2014

Fuddrucker said:
For my Level 1 cert flight on the flight card I called it "Money Shot". They actually read it over the PA system..... On pad 69 we have Gary with his Money Shot and he's going up in 5... 4.... 3..... I could not believe they read it. I was prepared to explain that I called it money shot because if I was successful, it was now going to cost me more money to fly bigger motors. I don't think anyone understood the "money shot" reference though.

...Fudd

It's good you had your story figured out --- plausible deniability.

ThirstyBarbarian · May 15, 2014

bob jablonski said:
Or they just figures it would go over the heads of the kids there

blackbrandt said:
Nope, I understood it...

Good. You don't want the money shot going over your head.

LW Bercini · May 15, 2014

ThirstyBarbarian said:
Good. You don't want the money shot going over your head.

So many things come to mind. All of them sooo wrong...

Daddyisabar · May 15, 2014

ThirstyBarbarian said:
Good. You don't want the money shot going over your head.

Oh my Puritan Eyes! My chaste thoughts and clean deeds! All for not.

I was thinking of a twin canted, mid motored Keira Knightley "Bend It Like Beckham" night launched rocket with two red LEDs. A couple of sparky motors and full parachute recovery would provide a great deal of XXX entertainment value for all the old dudes.:eyepop:

Fuddrucker · May 15, 2014

blackbrandt said:
*Groans*

That's about how I felt after they read the card and was thinking to myself, I shouldn't have put that. Seemed funny as I was filling out the card, but not so funny after even though nothing was said about it.

...Fudd

blackbrandt · May 15, 2014

Yeah, how dare you do a movie production reference!

A money shot is a moving or stationary visual element of a film, video, television broadcast, or print publication that is disproportionately expensive to produce and/or is perceived as essential to the overall importance or revenue-generating potential of the work.

:rofl:

Tetrahedron · May 15, 2014

Kirk G said:
I just have to ask....
What's the most obscene rocket you've ever seen launched or built.
(I'll let you interpret that anyway you like...):surprised:

Maybe this one::blush:

https://rocketdungeon.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html

-John

cbrarick · May 15, 2014

my jart painted hammered brown, called the "shart" went up on a skidmark (what else??) at Red Glare 14. They wouldn't announce the rocket's name...

hornet driver · May 15, 2014

jeffgeraci posted this back in May 2011--

ndzied1 · May 15, 2014

https://www.rocketreviews.com/descon-the-monthly-missile-chris-kiekens.html

powderburner · May 16, 2014

We could form a pool....

blackbrandt said:
This thread will get pulled soon.... I can telll....

I'll put $5 on the thread getting locked/pulled between post #40 and #50

ThirstyBarbarian · May 16, 2014

powderburner said:
We could form a pool....

I'll put $5 on the thread getting locked/pulled between post #40 and #50

I think this contest might be too easy to game. This is post 28? I could get this thread locked in 3 posts or less!

But I'm enjoying it too much for that.

dave carver · May 16, 2014

I finally remembered her name, Sue McMurray had Sink the Pink. I read about it, never saw it, except the sorta blurry photo. I leave the design and color to your imagination.

H_Rocket · May 16, 2014

Fuddrucker said:
For my Level 1 cert flight on the flight card I called it "Money Shot". They actually read it over the PA system..... On pad 69 we have Gary with his Money Shot and he's going up in 5... 4.... 3..... I could not believe they read it. I was prepared to explain that I called it money shot because if I was successful, it was now going to cost me more money to fly bigger motors. I don't think anyone understood the "money shot" reference though.

I had a similar one. A Big Daddy with 3 x 29 in the tail called "Big Johnson" And before you fall too far in the gutter it was named after the T-shirt manufacturer Members Only - Of course the indirect inappropriate references were all mine.

LCO: And the next thing we are going to get up is Al's Big Johnson

- Followed immediately by the LCO claiming I set him up for that.

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