Ahh, lawyers... Making the world a better place one product at a time...
Sad part is that every one of those warnings has it's genesis in someone desperately trying to prove that Darwin is not actively weeding out the stupid.
The worst one I saw was a warning on a chain saw stating "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals" :y:
Of course, if you attempt the second approach then you may help save the gene pool........
When my wife and I were filling out the paperwork and signing everything to build our house, my wife asked why there was so much to sign. I told her basically every form represented a lawsuit in the past. The sales person said, "Yeah...that's pretty much it..."
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Awesome! Totally awesome! (in my best Jeff Spicoli voice).
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