came from a comic strip 'bloom county' iirc anyway this ought to show the concept.
rex
Thanks Rex! Yup, that's the one... worked in the library in high school and so I got all the Bloom County anthology books (and other comics that the librarian bought for the school) first, and that was in one of them... ran off copies of it on the school copier (handy having a key to run copies for teachers-- used to play with that thing a LOT because it could enlarge and reduce as well, which was high technology in 1987-88-89! The comic in the book though had some "side panes" on it as well, describing the "phases" of the cruise basselope... "deployment phase" had a GI opening the dog crate, with a wet nose sticking out of the crate, with him yelling "SIC!" and pointing east... "cruise phase" had the basselope happily bounding across the countryside toward his target, "launch phase" had the dog standing on a hillside overlooking the onion domes of Moscow, releasing the rubber band to toss the nuke over into the city with a resounding "THOING!", then was the "Enjoy a Milk Bone in a Commie-free World" Phase, with the dog sitting in the ashes happily munching away on his treat...
Funniest thing I ever saw, back in them Cold War days... LOL
I got the idea for the "homeland defense" aspect of it from a gizmo I saw at a farm show in Indiana a few years back... guess those guys who are tinkerers start getting cabin fever after being indoors for months on end, so they come up with some crazy ideas-- this guy had built an entire trailer, covered with various merry-go-rounds, hobby horses, carousels, see-saws, swings, you name it, all powered and operating, complete with teddy bears riding the rides, all powered by one single hit-n-miss engine... it was neat. Funniest thing he had was a machine labeled "TOP SECRET-- BIG $$$ HOMELAND SECURITY PROTOTYPE!" on the front... It consisted of a wooden box, about maybe 3 feet long and about 6 x 6 inches square. A groove ran along the top of the box, and there was a hole at one end, and a plastic piece of cheese at the other end... a flyswatter was mounted to one side of the box, poised above the cheese like a mousetrap. From a hole in the other end of the board, a rubber mouse would tentatively appear, as the machine whirred and ground away, after a bit the little mouse would run down the length of the board to the cheese, and a split second later, the flyswatter would be released, snapping down toward the cheese, but the mouse was released by a cog an instant before and would spring back down the track and into his hole... the flyswatter, after impacting the abandoned cheese, would lift itself back up and reset on its trigger automatically, and a second or two later, the mouse would reappear from his hole, and make another run at it, all ending the same way, over and over again... Funniest thing I think I've ever seen just standing there watching it... all carefully timed motors and gears and trips and cogs... running continuously without anybody touching it...
Sorta like that thread somebody posted of the box with the switches, that when you throw a switch, the lid opens and a machine finger comes up and turns the switch back off... HILARIOUS!
Seeing how the gubmint is a prodigious waster of our federal tax dollars and profligate waste is about what the gubmint does best, I decided to adopt that as my signature line...
later! OL JR