BEST BUMPER STICKER YOU'VE HAD ON YOUR VEHICLE

Gary Byrum said:

To anyone derailing or running with a derailment.......

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Seems like you're running with a derailment right about now.

Steven said:

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Thanks! Now I'm inspired to make a bumper sticker: "Who pissed in your Rice Krispies?"

LW Bercini said:

Thanks! Now I'm inspired to make a bumper sticker: "Who pissed in your Rice Krispies?"

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Or "Who melted in your Rice Krispies".

Back in the early 80's, the comedian Galliger (remember him?) had a set of really neat bumper stickers that he had for sale at one of his shows I went to see.
In his act, he was making fun of the "I [heart symbol] MY [dog picture]" stickers that were popular back then. He made his own stickers that made much more sense....
"I [spade symbol] MY DOG". I bought two of those - one for my car and one to just keep as a souvenir. I recall he had another very politically incorrect bumper sticker along the same line
"I [club symbol] MY WIFE".

Being a very avid tournament fisherman, I had one on my truck.

"Happiness is a small mouth on a stiff rod"

And the most politically INCORRECT sticker ive ever seen said.

"Im not gay, but my boyfriend is."

I like this one and follow it as much as I can.

Tony

I laughed uncontrollably at this one:

Wisconsin: Land of beer farts and cow ****!

Kurt

Politicians and diapers should be changed often...and for the same reason
Of course I'm a working mom. What other kind is there?
I'm the boss in my home. Wife said I could be.
Jesus is coming, and boy is he p**sed!

I miss my wife but my aim is getting better.........This was actually on my wifes car, she thought it was funny but her friends didn't


Frank

~withdrawn~

I have stickers for AMA, NRA, MOA and one that reads: "Hams do it with more frequency".

I carefully peel the "Expolsives" stickers off of boxes of rocket motors and put them on my truck.

People generally leave me alone.

I put my bumper signs on magnet material and rotate my display. That way, the tailgaters have something new to read when they're not texting.

Another one seen recently:

You Can Give Peace A Chance--I'll Cover You If It Doesn't Work Out

"Dan Gurney for President"

Gotta be a little older to get that one...