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You stumbled across his web-site while surfing the internet looking for the nearest Indian Gaming Casino.

As you start to give him your credit card number he just laughs and says; “Don’t bother, I already have it”.

He’ll promise you an additional 10% off if you agree to; “Do him a favor” sometime in the future.

He refers to his two employees as the “Hammer and Anvil”.

Some of the packages arrive with another smaller package included along with instructions to forward it to an address in Bangkok.

All his packing material is either shredded newspapers from Bogotá or old horse racing forms.

You’ve gotten “Contact Highs” after opening some of your orders.

The last copy of “Advanced High Power Rocketry” arrived with a bullet hole and blood on it. Yet that didn’t freak you out nearly as much as what you found in your last shipment of motor reloads.

When speaking on the phone there are disturbing sounds in the background.

After doing business with him for a few months you start to notice “Men in Black” driving nondescript gray sedans watching your house.

While taking a vacation in Xapadapa Mexico the phone rings at your motel and it’s him asking how far you are from Xupadupa? And you never even told him you were going.

Three years after you started doing business with him you find yourself in the Witness Protection Plan.
 
Are you speaking from experience?:lol: If so get rid of your cell phone,gps,satellite radio and computer/internet - because somebody is definately watching you. :wink:
 
if the initials in the vendor`s name are SHR (sorry,had to :eyeroll: )

as you were.

Paul T
 
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That wasn't me. I've never even been to Xapadapa!

(#$%^!! cheap GPS!)

Evil Ed Hartle
Hartle Engineering, Inc.

"Still Chasing the Demon"
(and boomtube! :dark::kill:)
 
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