Keep On Gettin On...Grumble
A while back I picked up a Black n Decker router to do my rocketry stuff and then made my own aluminum "Crapien Specific" jasper type jig. It worked pretty well but I grew tired of all the rocket science involved with getting the holes drilled just right and hoping I'd get the cuts perfect in expensive materials.
So, I picked up a real Jasper Jig for about 50 bucks to get things...just right.
This thing is drilled out in a fashion that it mounts to at least 48 different models of routers. It's an awesome product other than the fact that it doesn't fit........... MY ROUTER! 
On a positive/sarcastic note, there's got to be a store here in town that'll sell me a router that fits my Jasper Jig for > 4X the cost of the jig.
All is well, I'll keep on gettin' on. Just had to vent a little.
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