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We don't need to run, we strike when you least expect it. Not only that you will have no idea who done it.


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But old farts can't run fast :)

Don't have to. We'll trip y'all with our canes. Besides you can't run very fast- there's always one of us in front of you ( just like on the road), and we hunt in packs!

We're not the Crips or the Bloods, we're the BUICKS!
 
He can re-track a derailed thread on TRF.

He is the most interesting man in the world.
 
The FAA cordially requests that his flights take place at international airports.

NASA has scrubbed shuttle flights to allow him use of the umbilical tower.
 
His 1/2A Parachute Duration model from NARAM 1 is still in orbit.
The only egglofter he ever lost spawned an award winning breed of heritage chickens.
Every one of his launches is heads-up, because when he launches, you watch.
He speaks with such gravitas that no one can launch within 200 feet.
He pours the finest 38mm motor you've ever burned and the best martini you've ever sipped. They are the same recipe.
 
His rockets execute apogee and main events via meaningful glances and a wave of his hand instead of electronics.
 
He offered wernher von braun to put his "special" 6 mm motor inside the Saturn v. Wernher von braun refused because he thought it might destroy the rocket.
 
He was able to prove that NASA could have brought down the entire Saturn V's first stage safely using only a single stock Estes 12" Parachute, and be able to reuse the entire assembly. NASA had to refuse due to contractual obligations with the manufacturers.
 
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