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Kill Billing

When accounts receivable screws up the invoicing yet again, costing the company thousands of dollars, the CFO snaps and hires a hitman. When asked by the hitman how far to go and which dept. to hit, the CFO replies with clinched teeth "Kill Billing"!!
 
MAN IN THE MOONING
A sumo wrestler and his coach strip down at a get naked party and get wild drunk. During the course of the evening and after a few stumbles and falls, the sumo can no longer find his coach. 24 hours later the sumo develops a serious irritation that requires a doctors visit. Of course, there is the usual cavity inspection, which is where they discovered the coach. Rated R. Adult situations and graphic displays. Language & a few other raw reasons to almost make it an X rated film..
 
Beetlejuicing - a documentary about a subculture of people who thrive on insect smoothies

Fargoing - Extreme runners and the extreme lengths to which they go

Dr. Strangeloving - a tamer version of Fifty Shades for an older generation

The Squid and the Whaling - A cephalopod version of "Rocky" - more arms means more punching
 
BOWFINGERING
An intern for a sexually dysfunctional couples group offers new techniques that may offer some positive results.
 
"I Am Curious Yellowing". Computer users a puzzled when all the plastic parts on their older PCs turn yellow.
 
Dr. Noing
Originally titled "Dr. Boing", then they improved the sound effects.

The Battle of the River Plating
Environmentalists fight to prevent a steel company's advertising stunt - covering the entire Potomac River with sheet metal.

Alien Sing
A musical about a strange life form with a large mouth and acid in its blood. This is the biography of a rock star who entered the country illegally and took a lot of drugs.
 
Milking
True story following the life of Harvey, from his transition as an openly gay dairy farmer to his tragic end after getting into politics.

The Black Holing
See "Pacific Rimming"--post #12

Waterworlding
Interrogation technique utilizing Kevin Costner films to breakdown detainees. Use was discontinued after records were leaked that stated several detainees had suffered permanent mental damage, or in 3 cases, died a horrible death.
 
Brokeback Mountaining -- two paraplegics attempt to scale Mount Everest

The Wolfmanning -- Robert Weston Smith becomes a famous American disc jockey

The Odd Coupling -- pipe fitters discover that not every depth can be plumbed

A League of Their Owning -- documentary about NFL owners
 
October Skiing

A group of friends goes on an ill-fated early season trip. It is all downhill from there.
 
SPHERING
Mischievous aliens run amuck in the galaxy terraforming moons and creating additional planets in random solar systems just to freak people out.
 
The Lofting -- biopic about the man who created Dr. Dolittle

Get Outing -- a bunch of old gets from Liverpool have a night on the town

The Florida Projecting -- documentary about people who run movie projectors in the panhandle state
 
Jurassic Parking: An inventor solves the problem of parking downtown by creating a valet service that sends cars back in time. Trouble starts when the cars start getting returned with bite marks and pterodactyl turds on them.
 
La La Landing
Airline passengers get more than they bargained for when the drunken pilot turns off the auto-pilot and tries to land the plane.

The Lost City of Zing
Explorer tries to locate the City of Zing and its fabled fountain, which if drank from, will replace the missing zing in your step.
 
CLASS ACTING
A bunch of high school degenerates dress up like prep students in an attempt to take advantage of their girlfriends.
 
Gone With the Winding
Long distance runner realizes his hopes of winning the marathon are dashed when is gasping for breath with several km yet to go.
 
Woodstocking

Contest to see who can build the biggest wood pile before the first blizzard hits.
 
The Jungle Booking
Stand-up comic suspects his manager hates him after discovering his next show is in small village in the Amazon populated by head hunters.
 
The Graduating -- early scientists discover how to mark their cylinders for standardized measurements

Midnight Cowboying -- city boys invade a dude ranch at night to tip cows, high jinks ensue

The Big Chilling -- Arizona experiences its first blizzard, sending weathermen into a panic
 
EYE FOR AN EYING
Don't even think about looking at these chicks. Their boyfriends are seriously jealous and will rip your eyes out of their sockets.
 
American Pie-ing: A band of misfit teens spend the night running from the local police after thrusting cream filled pies into the faces of unsuspecting townspeople.
 
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoating

Will turn even the dullest rocket into an amazing looking project. Protects from scratches and other damage. A 12.5 hour infomercial.
 
Spring Breaking - A new reality competition in which the competitors are given a variety of springs they must find new and inventive ways of finding the breaking points.
 
Top Gunning - Similar to the original, only the planes never leave the carrier. Maverick and Ice Man just gun the engines until one of them declares the other a bigger bad ass.
 
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