Add "ing" to the end of any movie what is the movie plot now?

Dumb and Dumbering... No idea what the plot line is but it's probably already in production.

One Flew over the CucKoo's Nesting.
Bird watchers from overhead; a new perspective...

Harry Pottering.
An old guy with a scar on his forehead perpetually making a left turn in the mall parking lot.

I know that it's not really the correct title, but hey, some artistic license...

The Fellowship of the Ringing -- Strangers who all suffer from chronic ear-ringing band together in an epic quest to find a cure.

Greasing -- A small-town auto mechanic gets the break of a lifetime when a Nascar pit crew chief breaks down in front of his shop, sees his skills, and offers him a job in the big league.

Office Spacing -- Corporate training video

Animal Housing -- Documentary on zoo enclosures

Goldfingering -- No comment

Daredeviling

The aftereffects of eating warm deviled eggs that have set out all day on a challenge are not good.

STARGATING
Teens slip past the sg-1 team for a universal joy ride.

Lugnut56 said:

Daredeviling

The aftereffects of eating warm deviled eggs that have set out all day on a challenge are not good.

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Goood one dood!

The Day the Earth Stood Stilling -- Benevolent aliens arrive on earth and promise to offer a quantum-leap in distillation technology. Driven by fear of the unknown, a mob of angry moonshiners attack and drive them away.

The Godfathering

Documentary on childhood religious education?

House of Waxing -- Experience the horror when an unwitting group of hairy middle-aged men accidentally stumble into a body-waxing spa.

SPACEJAMMING
In the distant future, the galaxy becomes a mixmaster of space highways for starships and all it takes is one breakdown at an intersection to wreck havoc.

The Godfathering

Documentary on childhood religious education?

Beverly Hills Copping

Plea deals of the rich and famous?

TOOMBSTONING
A documentary film about cemetery vandalism.

My wife threw out "Lost in Translationing" which made me laugh.

Spaceballsing

Two friends trip on multiple doses of LSD while shopping for new loft apartments in New York City

Jurassic Parking

People try parking while dressed in those ridiculous T-Rex inflatable outfits

Animal Housing

Where pets are stored after they try to cross the US border

The Fifth Elementing

It's what happens when the first four fail

Total Recalling

Aging surfers get together and reminisce about the good ole days

CzTeacherMan said:

Total Recalling

Aging surfers get together and reminisce about the good ole days

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I think this one would be better described as:

The documentary covering Telsa and their sudden need to get ALL OF TEH CARZ BAK...

Baywatching

Documentary about rabid Michael Bay fan who watches every film he directed over and over. Of course the documentary includes lots of explosions and car crashes.

Spirited Awaying
Suburbanite stay-at-home-dads discover the joys of competitive layaway

Howl's Moving Castling
A doctor observing chess tournaments opines on their gastrointestinal effects

Ponyoing
North Korean yoyo team is summoned to the capital for the performance of a lifetime

HOOKING
Two best friends enter a fishing competition with an illegal advantage.
(and just when you thought it was going to be a skin flick)

Greasing

Documentary about car mechanics.

Tombstoning.. Wyatt, Virgil, Morgan and Doc use a home made catapult to hurl headstones at the Clanton Gang?

THE FIRST WIVES CLUBBING
A group of drunk X husbands sitting at a bar, decide it was time to 86 their gold digging, life sucking X wives. They raid a tool shed and grabbed anything that would do the job. Death becomes those heartless Battleaxes.

Harry Pottering

The boy wizard takes a ceramics class. In 3D and Imax

Lugnut56 said:

Baywatching

Documentary about rabid Michael Bay fan who watches every film he directed over and over. Of course the documentary includes lots of explosions and car crashes.

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OR---
A look into the life of Otis Redding.


Big Bad Johnning.
Paul Donald Wight II (aka the Big Show) stars. He's Big, He's Bad, He's headed to the red light district. Set in New Orleans in the mid '90s. Co starring Heidi Fleiss. Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton cameo appearances.

Joan of Arcing

Movie about a clumsy electrician. She may be the one that caused The Big Shorting.


Aquamanning

Peyton starts training for Olympic swiming events.