Add "ing" to the end of any movie what is the movie plot now?

BLUE STREAKING
A Cirque du Soliel presentation of the "Blue Man Group" goes awry when the team gets hammered before their show and parades around buck naked.

Legends of the Falling - A blooper reel.

Farris Bueller's Day Offing - Sequel where he spends a day as a hit man for a local gang.

The Freak Showing - umm, self explanatory.

Children of the Corning - Kids' inheritance makes them the majority shareholders in a publicly traded company.

cavecentral said:

Children of the Corning - Kids' inheritance makes them the majority shareholders in a publicly traded company.

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You'r idea was funnier than mine was. But along the same lines.

Das Booting - A German submarine commander gets the axe after letting his boat sink at the dockside.

Flying Leathernecking - Hanky panky at 30,000 feet plays havoc with the Army Air Forces at Guadalcanal.

White Heating - Campers learn the dangers of using white gas in their camping stoves.

Adams Ribbing - God's zingers won't let Adam get over letting Eve bite the apple.

Stardusting - Hollywood celeb's are forced to do their own housekeeping after their staffs are deported.

Brazilling - Follow the antics at a waxing salon.

12 Years a Slaving - Rejected lyrics for the '12 Days of Christmas'.

Jamaca Inning - The seventh inning stretch is given a Jamacan flavor when a familiar odor wafts from the dugout.

The Blind Siding - A homeowner is outraged when a handicapped contractor works on his home.

A Southwest Airlines flight misses its Promised Landing, and has to resort to a nearby Parklanding site.

Bridge Over the River Kwaiing - WWII prisoners of the Japanese are brought to tears aifter the bridge they've slaved over is destroyed.

Million Dollar Babying - White house staffers discover that their main job is coddling a narcissistic president that demands constant fawning attention.

Monsters Balling - Alternate title for Young Frankenstine.

Battle of the Bulging - Attack that growing spare tire with this exercise video featuring field excercises in the Ardennes.

Gung Hoing - Ardent gardeners overcome an infestation of noxious weeds.

Delta Forcing - Latest documentary on airline employees assaulting passengers.

Child's Playing - Kid up the street is practicing a new set of bagpipes for a rapidly fading dream of becoming a star.

Point Breaking - A thesis paper gets more an more convoluted as the pages go on.

ITing - Scary clowns in the sewers laying new fiber optics and patching them into Cisco Routers.

SAWing - Jigsaw reforms and gets a job as a carpenter.

The Karate Kidding - Man gets his cars washed and fences built without teaching student a thing.

There's something about Marying. Man moves to Utah to marry as many women as possible without the others knowing.

Black Snake Moaning - she finally finds the man to fulfill her.

Goldfingering - a story about high priced British gigolos

Kingsman: The Secret Servicing - another porn parody

Jumpering - A man goes all over the world helping people jump start their cars

Shafting - A behind the scenes look at the making of Black Snake Moaning

A Man Called Hawking - An in depth look at the life of Stephen Hawking

Captain Marveling - An aircraft carrier Captain marvels at the sheer power he controls as commander of the greatest war machine ever built

ROBOCOPPING
Vigilantes dress up like cyborgs and kill anyone breaking the law.

Gary Byrum said:

ROBOCOPPING
Vigilantes dress up like cyborgs and kill anyone breaking the law.

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How about: Due to an unforeseen consequence of having advanced A.I., women all over are having issues with male robots getting "frisky"

Ladybirding
Poor Harvey. All the women in his life have been abusive or belittled him. His ex-wives have taken everything from him. The only outlet for his anger is to drive around and flip off every women he sees.

I avoided this thread because it seemed like a dead end, but these are hysterical. I'll add:
Fight clubbing- when MMA stars hit the strip and beautiful heads will roll.

BLACK DOGGING
Much like the "Carry My Pooch" trend of today, in the not to distant future, sporting a black Pitbull will be a necessity.

jimn said:

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoating

Will turn even the dullest rocket into an amazing looking project. Protects from scratches and other damage. A 12.5 hour infomercial.

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Nathan would dig this...

One Crazing Summer... Heat, humidity, terrorism (wind, debris, incompatible paints, bugs...) Nothing can be done to get that perfect rocket paint job. Still, it's better than New York in summer.

pulp fictioning:
i got nuthin yet but whatever i come up with, it involves making OJ

The Longest Yarding -- teens steal a car and drive through a lawn, only to discover that the lawn is enchanted and goes on forever

(no, I didn't make that term up: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yarding )

Hudson Hawking -- the famous Henry coughs up phlegm while exploring what would one day become the state of New York

BOOTY CALLING
College pranksters/chem students, laced all the chicks drinks at a frat party which has all of them farting excruciating explosive gas.

Gary Byrum said:

BOOTY CALLING
College pranksters/chem students, laced all the chicks drinks at a frat party which has all of them farting excruciating explosive gas.

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Documentary on being butt dialed.

Under Sieging - medieval army realizes that one catapult isn't going to cut it.

HOLY SMOKING
Cheech & Chong take their "happy go lucky" behavior to a big church Christmas dinner where they are in charge of making the BROWNIES and other assorted homemade recipes.

JACK FROSTING Pee Wee Herman joins Cheech & Chong at said event decorating cakes.....ahem!

Charlotte's Webbing - The unfortunate but inspiring tale of a young girl born with webbing between her toes. She endures years of taunts and bullying from her peers until discovering that her deformity and natural gifts in swimming enable her to earn a spot on her nation's Olympic team.

DAS BOOTING
An Australian cobbler prowls the Outback during the Great Emu War, combatting fierce boredom by plotting vengeance on a young fraudster.

Junping Jack Flashing

Jack Lalanne II, the grandson of legendary fitness expert Jack LaLanne wants to build on his grandfathers name. He decides to open a gym, but to make it stand out from all the other fitness chains, this one will feature totally nude workouts. Surprisingly, the chain becomes very popular and becomes THE gym to attend. It does one suffer one bit of bad publicity shortly after opening when one patron (known only as "Stubby X") suffers a disfiguring accident on the rowing machine.

FREEJACKING
Flat tire? Not to worry. This particular good samaritan will be glad to help you. Then he helps himself to your wallet, laptop, navigational device and whatever else you may have of value, unless he likes your car, then he just takes your keys.

Full Metal Jacketing: After the big oil crunch and the wars that follow it, survivors have reverted to a feudal system of life. A former fashion designer doesn't quite "get it", and now tries in vain to make his living designing the latest in luxury "Night in shining armor" armor.

Animal Housing
A documentary about the sad state of affairs for animals forced to live in public housing.

TALES FROM THE DARK SIDING
A subcontractor for a large construction firm, sets out to remodel a home. He found a great deal on some siding he just couldn't turn down so he bought enough to do the job and enough for a new development project as well. Once he is done with the remodel, he sets off to start on the new development. The morning after the remodel job was done, he goes by to pick up his tools and supplies only to discover the house next to his remodel job was gone. Fear strikes the contractor and a worse case scenario has just slapped him in the face. He has to wonder what happened to the house next door and if he should even consider starting on the new development. After all, the Fort Peck Dam in Glasgow MT. is the only finished structure closest to the new development. He knows how the Fort Peck Dam could wreak havoc on the next 4 dams downstream to St Louis.

Yours, Mining, and Ours - An arranged marrage solves a mining claims dispute between two large families.

Eating, Praying, Loving - Pretty much the same; I fell asleep for both.

DEVIL IN A BLUE (EU) DRESSING
In a "spy VS spy" adventure, JANE BOND is on a mission to take down the adversary. Knowing he'd be at this particular party/event, she is faced with a decision. Jane is extremely attracted to her target and is uncertain she wants to kill him. Suddenly a tiny devil like figure is perched on her shoulder telling her, "KILL HIM, KILL HIM" And then suddenly an angel like figure appears on her other shoulder saying, "OH NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM"
Jane is even more confused now until her target walks up to her smiling and flirting with her. All the while the demon and the angel are relentlessly bickering. Jane has been invited to the target's room for drinks and accepts. She makes a subtle movement flicking the demon off of her shoulder toward the buffet table. That catches the target's eye and he says, "My....what IS that horrid creature doing in the bleu cheese dressing?" "Drowning, I hope", she says nonchalantly.

Roguing One: My autobiography...

Soylent Greening
In the not too distant future, the population has exploded and earths resources are scarce. While the majority of the population lives is crushing poverty and even living through the next day is uncertain, the elite live like kings. Even their lawns look good.

BAD MOONING
You don't wanna get mooned buy this creature. Not only is it sporting noxious gasses that stun you, but the mesmerizing, glittering orifice, is spellbinding. Once trapped in a demanding gaze, your face begins to peel, your hair burns away and all your clothing is stripped away. Then begins the pull of the tractoring vortex which draws you in and consumes you. Digestion starts where it would usually end.