Recent Medications?

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K'Tesh

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Is it my imagination or do all recent medications sound like they could be taken from the languages of J.R.R Tolkien?
Ask your doctor if Glorfindel is right for you...
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Just two tablets of Legolas daily, and you can rest assured that you won't be woken by painful nighttime leg cramps.​
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Don't take Glamdring if you are an orc, could be an orc, or may become an orc in the future.
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Side effects of Galadriel may include hair gain, Elven cloaks, nice shiny daggers (or rope), lembas bread, the light of Eärendil, and views of the past, present, or possible future. Let your doctor know if you are taking Celeborn...​
 
Don't take Gandalf if you have hives, shingles, a long white beard, elbows, knees, kidneys or more than 7 toes.
 
I love the side effects list.
"An oily discharge"
"Not intended for children under 6 months old"
"May cause death is some cases.."
 
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