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Haha George, I was thinking the same thing! Glad to know I'm not the only one with my mind in the gutter......

Glenn
 
Aye, Gus,

Sorry to hear about that, and at the same happy to see you are able to keep your unique sense of humor ( which we love) through all that.

I think it all boils down to three options, my friend.

Option 1: Small fund re-allocation
- Cancel one airplane ticket
- Cancel that expensive helicopter ride
- Re-allocate those funds towards additional "social activities" as others described above.:)

Option 2: Moderate fund re-allocation
- Cancel the whole thing
- Re-allocate those funds towards a round-trip ticket to Amsterdam :) :)

Option 3: Extreme fund re-allocation
- Cancel the whole thing
- Use that money as a down payment on a new Hellcat :eyepop:
- Wait for a nice sunny day, and slowly drive to her house. Once there, do a massive burnout in front of the house. Make sure it is one of those days where she is likely to have the windows open, and with the wind blowing in that direction. :) :) :)


Have fun!
 
Gusser,

I sure hope you saw the post about the Addieville launch this Sunday! Perhaps that might be just the ticket to get away and have some fun. We may not be the Wildman crew, but we have a nice field and clearly the waiver for it!

I'm hoping to fly a M1297 to 16,500'.... That will be a ride.

-Mike
 
how about 2 , the one on the right and middle are both available

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When I go to meetings or seminars and I see vertical writing on a white board or the like I walk out because I know the talk is geared to idiots, i:e: lowest common denominator. Usually it's an "I'm Great And You Can Be, Too" kind of a speech...or maybe I should have paid more attention in anger management class...but they write vertically on a chalkboard as well...:facepalm:
 
I sure am sorry to hear of your relationship troubles Guss...
But I sure did find this thread funny as heck...

Now, if you'll excuse me,,
after that "taking a sandwich to an all you can eat buffet" crack
I have to turn my keyboard upside down and see if I can bang some of the food out of it...

Teddy
 
P.S. You know where I live. Swing by at your next opportunity. We'll have some great conversation, and I made you a great mix tape (CD) to help you get thru the transition.

I loved your WHOLE response O Captain my Captain...I plan to be at *BOING* at least two, possibly three times this year. I will drop by! :D

Aye, Gus,

Sorry to hear about that, and at the same happy to see you are able to keep your unique sense of humor ( which we love) through all that.

I think it all boils down to three options, my friend.

Option 1: Small fund re-allocation
- Cancel one airplane ticket
- Cancel that expensive helicopter ride
- Re-allocate those funds towards additional "social activities" as others described above.:)

Option 2: Moderate fund re-allocation
- Cancel the whole thing
- Re-allocate those funds towards a round-trip ticket to Amsterdam :) :)

Option 3: Extreme fund re-allocation
- Cancel the whole thing
Have fun!

It cracks me up that some of you who have absolutely great measurable intelligence actually laugh at anything i post...:lol:

I like some of your angles here-

There will be one thing missing...View attachment 314044:D

"Why is Gusser soooooo mean:confused:"

Dude- He hasn't had any View attachment 314044 for awhile.

"I don't understand:confused:"

Without a steady supply of View attachment 314044 Gusser get's grumpy...

"Maybe he should still go though and, look for it when he gets there!" :D

THIS IS LAS VEGAS CALLING- WE HAVE A STEADY STREAM OF FRESH :wave:View attachment 314044:wave:

YES! :lol:

Well- just maybe taking that Z06 Convertible out for a 24 hour rental will be much safer, cleaner and, less destructive...

There's something about a 650 horsepower drop top that can cure the soul....

Gusser,

I sure hope you saw the post about the Addieville launch this Sunday! Perhaps that might be just the ticket to get away and have some fun. We may not be the Wildman crew, but we have a nice field and clearly the waiver for it!

I'm hoping to fly a M1297 to 16,500'.... That will be a ride.

-Mike

I DID Mike! :eek: Unfortunately i am booked solid for the remaining Sundays until the beginning of June. I will be patiently awaiting any launch reports and, pictures/videos! I think you may have a monster on your hands once some others see this....Good luck and, have a great flight. We will run into each other sometime before MWP! ;)
 
I've never been to Las Vegas but I understand there are plenty of eligible ladies in that fine town who, for a fee, would be willing to escort you around Sin City. :wink:

Ted's maybe fortunate. I was there in January and it's gotten extremely costly compared to the "old" days. For hotels and food! Good grief, nothing else, I'd be a dead man, I was there with wife, kids, and grandkids.

Also, besides women, there are also men dressed up as women, who, for a fee, would be willing to escort you around Sin City. :surprised: Be careful out there!
 
I'm sure there are some places in Indy that can return some more prospects! :) Or FB, enjoy the trip anyway!
 
Take WM Tim with you he doesn't look to bad in a dress.

$5 to the first person that can find a past MWP picture of him wearing the dress and, photoshop in a RED wig and, Aspen Dental grille...:eek:

*ring* *ring*

"Oh, Hi Tim! How are we doing today?" :rolleyes:

Rus......RrrrrrRRRRRRR! RAH RAH RRRRRRRRRR! :no:

"Oh the Aspen Dental thingy?" :rolleyes:

Rus......RAH RRRRRRRRRRR RAH RRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :rant: *click*

:Doooops....won't be getting that kit for awhile! :rolleyes:


Thought you guys were my friends...:sigh: Everyone else is giving ideas and, support. :sigh:

I know! I found the You Tube video from Royalty Exotic Cars for the EXACT car i plan too rent from them! Enjoy-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7mh6IFGuPs0

What do you think of the *Seat Cover*? :blush: I'd gladly pay an extra $50 to drive her around all day...What a SWEETIE! :point:

By the way i did get a chance to let one of the ladies at work in on the situation last night and, put her on standby. She's a very nice single Strawberry Blonde (slightly older than me, like Ann) THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TO VEGAS.

I might add. She's a very beautiful Polish girl too...Do you know what i love about Polish girls? (Oh noooooo.....he's going to say it.) They have beautiful round faces and, big BL:D:DB'S!
 
I understand all the humor surrounding this thread but I'm also disappointed and saddened that my fellow rocketeers have stooped to this level. It is obvious to any casual observer that we have 2 issues with this hobby in general.

1) It is populated by mostly older people. We need to encourage and support new youth into the hobby.
2) It is vastly dominated by males. Again, we should encourage and support female members as well.

We shouldn't have some of the replies I've seen in this thread. I'm honestly embarrassed that some people have posted what they have. I considered simply reporting several of the posts and while that could fix the problem, it would educate others on why. We should be doing everything in our power to be welcoming to others and I see nothing in this thread that does that, quite the opposite. Again, I'm embarrassed and saddened to read these and I had hoped that we would hold ourselves higher than this.

I'll get off my soap-box now.

-Aaron
 
When I go to meetings or seminars and I see vertical writing on a white board or the like I walk out because I know the talk is geared to idiots, i:e: lowest common denominator. Usually it's an "I'm Great And You Can Be, Too" kind of a speech...or maybe I should have paid more attention in anger management class...but they write vertically on a chalkboard as well...:facepalm:

OMG- that is soo funny! i got run thru so many flavours of the month management classes that you described so perfectly, it's pathetic. It's too late for me to attend anger management classes now-I'm permanently wired in the pissed off position when I'm told "we have a class we'd like you to attend" and I respond "which one do you want me to TEACH now"!! Thanks for the grins! :)

(oh yeah- and Gus-take the lady on standby-you never know-right? Have fun my friend-life without the venture is just an ad.)
 
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Do a Google Search for "escort services in vegas" and you should find a workable solution. Just trying to help. :cyclops:
 
Gus - you asked for a picture of the dress.

MWP9 - after the Ultimate Wildman N5800 Drag Race - which was totally awesome, by the way.

We were then treated to this :shock: at the pizza party.

Sorry - I'm no good at photoshop... but here's the dress.

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By the way i did get a chance to let one of the ladies at work in on the situation last night and, put her on standby. She's a very nice single Strawberry Blonde (slightly older than me, like Ann) THAT HAS NEVER BEEN TO VEGAS.

I might add. She's a very beautiful Polish girl too...Do you know what i love about Polish girls? (Oh noooooo.....he's going to say it.) They have beautiful round faces and, big BL:D:DB'S!

Hmmmm....co-worker? Could get messy...people talk ("what happens in Vegas..." means nothing when you go back to the same work). She'll need her own room. Having said that, its good to bring someone who really wants to go (and not because she gets paid by the hour).

Oh...i recommend the National Atomic Testing Museum. Try Groupon or Living Social for discounts
 
Do a Google Search for "escort services in vegas" and you should find a workable solution. Just trying to help. :cyclops:

TED! DUDE! :surprised: shhhhhhh.....Were trying to clean this up alittle...:D Some people will always feel threatened when they see that we don't truly live in Mr. Rogers neighborhood.

I am a very clean person looking for a no obligation companion to enjoy the wonderment of the American Southwest. (Of course first choice is female) Because over the last 3 million miles as a Professional Truck Driver i have had the pleasure to visit and, see incredible sights around this beautiful place we all call home- Unfortunately by myself.;)

Gus - you asked for a picture of the dress.
MWP9 - after the Ultimate Wildman N5800 Drag Race - which was totally awesome, by the way.
We were then treated to this :shock: at the pizza party.

Sorry - I'm no good at photoshop... but here's the dress.

I owe you a BUCK at least Scott! :D Make sure "Squirt" stays off the Forum for a week or two while "Uncle Gus" has some fun... I look forward to hitting *Boing* at least 2, maybe 3 times this year (look for the weekends that are two day launches). Big plan right now is to attend the May 21st launch to fly again (after LDRS) and, present Sabrina with her *Airspace Flown Artifact*

Hmmmm....co-worker? Could get messy...people talk. Oh...i recommend the National Atomic Testing Museum. Try Groupon or Living Social for discounts

I promise you either way i WILL be a gentleman if i have a lady companion. Older or Newer! :)

Wheres fyrwrxz at?

fyrwrxz...

I've been digging some dirt on you through mutal friends...

I banked a week of vacation this year just in case there's another *Notable* Launch to attend in Kali-forn-nia :eek: NEXT year (Maybe LDRS?)

It's in the BANK.

Heard you hang out with the Desperado's down by "Diego".

IF i do come out, i'm going to bring you one of these-

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I like your inner funny too-

Can anyone hook me up with the young lady in the Madcow Bomarc Pictures? I think she's the one in the Large Pike photo too.....Woooooo! ;)
 
TED! DUDE! :surprised: shhhhhhh.....Were trying to clean this up alittle...:D Some people will always feel threatened when they see that we don't truly live in Mr. Rogers neighborhood.


Can anyone hook me up with the young lady in the Madcow Bomarc Pictures? I think she's the one in the Large Pike photo too.....Woooooo! ;)

https://www.madcowrocketry.com/5-5-fibreglass-agm-33-pike/ shows out of stock , but doesn't say model not included
https://www.madcowrocketry.com/5-5-fiberglass-frenzy-massive/ I bought that one Nov2015 , unopened box to this day I don't recall any noises in box so doubt model was included

you should call MC with the question :)
 
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