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The Lack Hole - Disney Sci-Fi movie that lacks a coherent script, lacks direction, lacks characters worth caring for, lacks sensible music score, lacks being worth watching.

Has a happy ending when everyone is sucked into a “Lack Hole” and dies, despite the theory they’d make it thru and shoot out the other side (the other side lacked existence).

Hmm, I think The Lack Hole would have something to do with a colostomy. :lol:

DRAGONHEAT: A friendly dragon that watches over his beloved town folk suddenly bursts into flames while practicing the art of breathing fire.

THE RAFT: 2 castaways on a desert island, build a raft in hopes of drifting to their rescue. Little did they know, the wood they used, came from a forest once used by a preexisting tribe that practiced dark arts and voo doo. The adventure begins at sea when the raft reanimates and tries to kill the castaways.

STAR TREK: FIST CONTACT: Dr McCoy has finally had enough of Spock’s logic and decks him with a bionic exoskeleton for his arm of his own design. McCoy knew he couldn’t do it without it. He gives Spock something he never had before. FEAR!

THE COW: Humiliated and hated, gang raped, mentally and physically abused, a lowly bull dies alone, lonely and heart broken. However, he gets revived from the dead, to avenge his death and the cruelty of his past.

For Apache, the Bronx - An Apache chief leads an army of braves against an unsuspecting New York borough.

Sergeant Ork - A middle earth monster gets a promotion.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Ad World - Advertising executives get angry when they lose a contract, and start killing each other.

CARPOO: Hikers take a trek through the mountains for a couple hours, only to find, when they return, someone has broken in and trashed their PU truck and took a dump. From the looks and smell, it wasn’t human. The food was gone too.

WHILE YOU WERE SEEPING: Gut wrenching story about a mysterious death in a family, finds new evidence 10 years later that sees reason to have the body exhumed. The horror begins when they discover a 6” hole in the bottom of the coffin over a matching hole in the ground. Further investigation finds a large underground bunker underneath the graveyard. EWE!

Spirited Way: Ghost hunters adventure along Route 66. Finding haunted locations, and the stories behind them, from one end to the other.

Zorba The Geek : No further explanation or synopsis details needed here!

THE JUNGLE BOO: Tarzan doesn’t know what to make of this strange howling noise in the jungle, so he ventures out, to find out, it was the ghosts of the Swahili that died many years ago. Hence, he decides the howl sounded better than that UH-OOH-UUUUUH-OOH-UH-OOH-UH yell, so he changed it. Now all the animals don’t know what to do.

THE FLINT TONES: Fred and Barney decided to form a band but trouble ensues when Barney prefers to name the band THE RUBBLE ROCKERS. Of course, this doesn’t fly with Fred and the usual buddy breakup soon follows.

TARGATE: An investigation is in progress as to who tarred & feathered all the homeless people sleeping in the streets. Investigators soon discover the possibility of city officials behind a city wide improvement project, are likely suspects.

RANKENSTEIN: Victor’s next door neighbor has a close encounter with the Dr. and throws up from the smell. To which, she grabs a water hose and drenches the mad Dr. “You smelled like the dead”.
Victor is totally displeased and decides the fate of the “watering Witch” at that very moment. "I needed an excuse for a brain transplant anyway"

The Ma With Two Brains: This is the amusing tale of a family where two brilliant twin kids can't get anything past their mother. They're convinced that she has eyes in the back of her head (which may be the truth).

IN THE MOTH OF MADNESS: Syfy adventure with cheesy special effects about a giant moth that terrorizes a town and eats everyone.

THE AGEMASTER: Predictable story about a male witch with serious women issues, casts an ageing spell on all the girls that won’t leave after he’s had his kicks with them.

Breaking Ba: A TV movie about a man who was caught in the act of sheep mutilation. Turns out he was traumatized as a kid when he couldn't sleep by his parents making him count sheep.

THE EVERENDING STORY: 5 minutes of movie and dialog with 2 hours of alternate endings.

MIRACLE ON 4TH STREET: 30 blocks away, a more awesome miracle happened and it was edited out of the original movie.

Ma Of The Year: The Mother of all Comedy... Robin Williams is back in drag. This movie has him in several roles playing one mother of a funny role.

mrichhcirm said:

A Few God Men: Courtroom drama about a homicide in a theological seminary.

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A Few Good Me: A person looks back on his dissociative multiple personalities, most of them are trying to wrest control from the one not so good personality.

A LOW DOWN DIRTY SHAM: A couple of matchstick men, aka, con artists, get an even better than expected turnabout when they decide to get over on the leader of their last league of flim flamers.

TREESOME: Movie about 3 hot babes that live and work out of their tree house. Rated R Sexual Behavior, Language.

Junkyard Wa: TV Series that combines scrapheap scrounging with colic.

CITY LICKERS: Rated G. Kids that hold contests to see who can lick a Tootsie Pop away 1st.

BRAIN CAN: A cannibal documentary on how to go about canning peoples brains for a later date.

BOAT RIP: B Grade Horror film about two gigantic kraken squids that destroy ships by ripping them in half. Bets are placed by fellow kraken brethren and the looser has to eat whale poop for a week.

The Rocky Horror Picture How: Behind the scenes documentary of the cult classic.

Do Hollywood: Debbi may have done Dallas, but these gals have their sights on screwing over California's hardcore movie industry.
Siptease: This bartender has found a new way to slip his customers a Mickey Finn, to save tons of money on having to buy the real stuff.

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Singin' in the Grain: Rags to riches movie about a young lad (whose actual name is Eugene Kelly) who makes it big after being discovered while he was belting out some serious tunes in a rye field.

ROUNDHOG DAY: Once a year on the summer solstice, every pig on the planet gets to do whatever they want. Flying is no exception. Of course, people below have to dodge the falling excrement.

Mr. DOUBTFIRE: Things get a little shaky for our Mrs.when a gentleman with the same name comes looking for his estranged wife.

(add a letter??) Now I have plenty of homework to do.

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Star Warts - a documentary on why some Hollywood stars won't do nudity.

GRUMPY OLD ME: Documentary about a movie director who’s life is as upside down as you can imagine.

THE PELICAN BRIE: A township gets fed up with a flock of pelicans that constantly trash their yards with excrement, so they concoct a blend of cheese and poison to remedy the problem. Unbeknownst to them, the birds didn’t like it, but the snakes, alligators and rabid foxes did. Animal wars ensued and carcasses were scattered everywhere.

(this was the last of my list. gotta start a whole new list now)

Finding Dor The story of a blind fish trying to find the door.

RocketGeekInFL said:

Finding Dor The story of a blind fish trying to find the door.

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Fining Nemo: The brilliant misanthrope, Captain Nemo, parked the Nautilus in the wrong spot, and now it's going to cost him big... $20,000 a league for the towing fee alone.

Catch Men If You Can: Giantesses lead by an angry femputer are out to rid their world of men (and men bots). If caught it's....



Drag Men to Hell: The sequel to Catch Men If You Can.

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Lien On Me: A black comedy... After having his hernia repaired, an unemployed vet learns that the surgeon has placed a lien on his "spare parts" when he isn't able to pay... If he had only gone to the VA first.

Branstorm: Sharknado? Ef that! This is where the Chaff hits the fan... Massive tornados nearly wipe Kansas off the map.

The Man With Two Brans: Mr Kellogg is trying to figure out how to sell his wheat and barley field's waste materials along with his vineyard's fruit that keeps drying on the vine.

Somewhere In Tim: A monster is lurking... Just waiting for it's moment to burst out.

Steven King's I: Oh the horror! Steven King's tell all autobiographical film.