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The Lion, the Itch, and the Wardrobe: Dorothy's adventures in OZ continues in this adult film.

Frank Herbert's Dun
: Frank Herbert's greyish brown horse (Muad'Dib) is the most unlikely contender for the Triple Crown. Muad'Dib is wise in the ways of the desert. Muad'Dib creates his own water. Muad'Dib hides from the sun and travels in the cool night. Muad'Dib is fruitful and multiplies over the land. Mr and Mrs freeman say that Muad'Dib is the 'instructor-of-boys.'
 
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A BUG’S LIE: Francis is in a tiff. He claims he’s a Manbug and not a Ladybug. Hires Flik to defend him.

TARMAN: Amidst an intense solar flare, the pavement reaches a melting point and the evil Tarman emerges.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBI: The Jewish religious leader gets caught with his pants down in a Catholic confessions booth.

HOE ALONE: A lonely southern gardener at work hoeing his garden.
HOE ALONE 2: He’s still at it.
HOE ALONE 3: If you saw this one, you’re a sucker for punishment.
 
The Last Tarfighter: When a comet passes very close to earth, it's cosmic radiation awakens a brutal warrior from the Stone Age. Climbing his way out of the La Brea Tar Pits, he finds himself in modern day California. Confused and bewildered he does the only thing he can: a killing spree.
 
ARM OF DARKNESS: No one is immune. It can happen to anyone. People going about their everyday lives when suddenly, they get snatched from underground. Never to be seen again. Where they went, will blow you away.

INVASION OF THE BOY SNATCHERS: Children are missing by the thousands. A bright light flashes, then they’re gone. No one wants to believe aliens had anything to do with it. But should they rule that out?

AUSTIN POWERS IN OLDMEMBER: You’re not as young as you used to be. No dancing between the sheets for you Austin. Rated R. Dysfunctional sexual content, Language.
 
Grace And: Grace finds herself constantly being judged by the company she keeps. Definitely a chick flick.

Babeshop: Off color comedy about guys who are looking for off-the-shelf bimbo's. Definitely not a chick flick.

Sin Street
: A Preacher, a Priest, and a Rabbi work to clean up the red light district in this inspiring tale of a city's redemption.

Hard Ore Henry
: An animated retelling of the story of John Henry except this time, he's racing the steamshovel in a goldmine.
 
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PUNCH DUNK LOVE: A womanizing thief plays up to rich cougars only to drown them in their own pools and steal all their jewels.

THE HOT HICK: He’s tall, dark and extremely handsome. His drawback is, he’s dumber than a rock. Though he should be embarrassed by his own lack of education, he scores big time in the meat department. Rated R. Sexual content, Language, Profound misuse of good grammar.

MAD IN MAHATTAN: A usual day in the Big Apple for sure. But one particular band of vigilantes fed up with gang activity, has a unique approach for exterminating every last one of them. Starring, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, Carl Weathers, Jesse Ventura, Vin Diesel, Wesley Snipes, Bruce Willis and Dolph Lundgren. Cameo appearance with Al Pacino.
 
When Harry Et Sally - A tale of cannibalism in the deep south.

The Firs Wives Club - Stay-at-home moms begin a neighborhood beautification project by planting fir tress all over town.

The Best Master - Slave owners hold a popularity contest. No one wins.
 
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BI FAT LIAR: High school student struggling with his weight, is constantly bullied by everyone at school because they know he lies about his bisexual behavior, to which, he keeps denying.

RABBI PROOF FENCE: There’s more than one way to deal with zombies, but when it’s your Rabbi priest, he’s got god on his side and it takes a real high tech fence to keep him at bay.

ALL ABOUT THE “BEN JAMMIN”: Rastafarians on the road, meet up with classic well known musicians from around the globe.
 
THE ANGER SISTERS: Siblings hit the road looking to get even with the kind of men that used them, dumped them and left them pregnant. Rated R, Extreme Violence, Language.

HAL FAST DEAD: Hal didn’t see it coming. It hit him so hard he went into the 8th dimension where he wound up with the red and black aliens from planet 10.

POSSE SION: In the old west, a futuristic game personality SION, an undead juggernaut, wreaks havoc on a small town with nothing to offer. After destroying the entire town, there is no shortage of volunteers to join a death posse to bring the villain down.
 
Robins on cruse: Tony Robins tells the fascinating history of earthenware pots and jars
 
LOCKSTOPPERS: Pranksters sneak into a small town and replace the door knobs with dead bolts. People are aggravated that they can’t get into their businesses anymore and devise a plan to catch the culprits.

TARZAN AND JAN: Jane is fed up with Tarzan lying about the affair he’s having with Jan, and summons the panthers and tigers to destroy him.

U-WANNA MAN: Movie about women that own brothels.
 
TEALING HARVARD: When Princeton University looses the final 4 basketball game to Harvard, Princeton gets even with 600 gallons of paint.

EARL HARBOR: Strange sightings here at Earl Harbor. What one person calls gaseous reflections on the water, another swears they’re chemical spills. Some say it looks like oil on the water and some even claim to have seen an object surface. No one really knows what horrors lie beneath the surface of Earl Harbor, but the town drunk knows. He has the burn scars to prove it. And no one believes him.

RAINING DAY: In a town cursed by a dragon, town folk have a routine they have to follow. All’s fine and dandy outside except for Friday’s. It rains. And there’s an awful bad consequence getting caught in the rain on Friday. Any other rainy day is a good thing. Folks visiting the town for the annual Renaissance Festival sometimes show up late Thursday evening prior to the weekend festivities. Pray, that they are warned.
 
Batman: The Dark Knigt: In this cross-over with Monty Python, Batman faces his greatest challenge - a taunting from the French.
Das Bot: Showing the other side of the Spam War, this film follows the exploits of a spam AI as it hunts the Internet for sites to attack while dodging the attention of the ever vigilant defence software.
Ink the Bismarck: Polish resistance fighters sneak into the shipyard where Germany's famous battleship is being built and write graffiti all over it.
 
WORDFISH: Elizabeth, a British brainiack, known for her elite grammar and well polished pronunciations, is hated by all the less intellectual students. Elizabeth is also very arrogant about being smarter than everyone else, until she has a car crash and dies. According to some religious fanatics, your Hell is designed just for you. Can you imagine what hers is like?

SEED: Farmers working with a new breed of fruit seeds, are astonished that the trees will produce 7 kinds of fruit. All somewhat larger than usual and tastier.

SEED 2: The seeds from these new fruits went through a genetic change upon ripening from the year before, and matured into man eaters when planted. Blood thirsty fruit, hungry for human flesh and each weighing in at about 175# apiece, start devouring everyone in the county.
 
October Ky: Another kinky film about the many different ways people use this product for Halloween.
 
SHE’S ALL HAT: England’s top shelf women with terrible taste for hat fashion.


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MAN ON THE MOO: A blind jockey can’t understand why he keeps loosing the horse races.

RUNWAY BRIDE: A disgruntled wife-to-be, tries to escape a doomed marriage by jumping a plane backing out to get on the runway.
 
GEEZ Y'all! C'mon, I got 3 dozen more to go.

MY FAVORITE MARTIN: A former hooker that only went with men by the name Martin, has to choose which one to marry.

THE HOSE WISPERER: Rated X,

LOST IN PACE: Documentary film about people suffering with Alzheimer’s disease.
 
One with the Wind - A woman discovers she only feels free when she farts.

Schindler's Lit - A German guy gets drunk and makes a fool of himself all over town.

Psych - The Jackass team is back, offering people money only to take it back at the last second!

Roan Holiday - Brown horses paint the town red.

The Best Ears of Our Lives - People enjoy corn on the cob after a plentiful harvest.

All Quit on the Western Front - The soldiers in a war suddenly quit and go home; no one can handle the peace that ensues.

Rebel Without a Case - A young punk realizes he's the only person to come to the frat party without any beer.
 
RIDE OF CHUCKY: The evil Good Guy Doll is in pursuit of his next victim when he gets caught up in the wheels of an antique locomotive.

CON ACT: A young and inspiring youth fails miserably when his sprint of success, suddenly took a turn for the worse when he tries to cheat the leader of a vicious drug cartel out of his money.

CHILDREN OF THE CON: Our inspiring youth goes back for 2nds with an entourage of wanna-be con artists.
 
GORGE OF THE JUNGLE: 25 idiots on a safari, find themselves crossing a rickety rope bridge that breaks and dumps them into the alligator infested waters below.

THE PACEMAKER:
An evil surgeon plants a device in a patient intended to keep his heart beating, but unbeknownst to the patient, the device takes over his mind and motor control.

VEGA VACATION: A family of 8 tries to go cross country in a Chevy Vega.
 
ROMEO & JULIE: Juliet be damned! Romeo’s had it with all this mushy garble between them. He’s now ISO of a spicy hot Renaissance babe named Julie that wants to party and wallow in excessive debauchery.

THE BIDCAGE: Attractive gay males put themselves up for auction for a noble cause while lesbians place the bids.

SING BLADE:
A ruthless killer stalks women of the night and makes them sing opera before he cuts them into little pieces.
 
The Green Mie: This foreign flick is about how Mie, a prefecture of the Kansai region of the island of Honshu (Japan), is leading the way in showing the rest of the world how to clean up its act. Music by Vangelis, and Kitaro.
 
10 DALMATIANS: What’s left of the 101 after a puppy heist.

THE ABLE GUY: A group of horny ladies in an old folks home take advantage of the only man there, still capable of getting a groove on. Encouraging stimulating satisfaction in daily group therapy sessions.

THE FIST WIVES CLUB: All of the affluent neighborhood women in a ritzy section of San Francisco, buy a fleet of Harley Davidson’s, leathers and metal spiked gloves, and are on the hunt for other men with kept wives, insisting that the women are prisoners of their own marriages. Rated R: Extreme violence. Language.
 
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