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Rid Ick : A pet store owner is persuaded to try an experimental cure for fish in his aquariums, only to discover that the medicine turns his fish into killer mutants.

A GOOD DAY TO DIE HAD : A mans last day on Earth is transformed when he meets a league of Nymphomaniacs.
 
Now White and the Seven Dwarfs - an African-American woman disguises herself as a Caucasian and guest stars on "Little People, Big World."

Field of Reams - after an earthquake, employees at a destroyed paper factory try to rebuild it.

Ride and Prejudice - the story of Rosa Parks and the civil rights movement.
 
SCRAM 1 - 4 : Relentless do-badders make futile efforts to escape their doom, one sequel after another.

ANT CHRIST : Insects with faith. A children’s story.
 
Dun: The epic struggle of a Messiah-like figure to get House Harkkonen to pay its overdue cable bills.
 
TANSFORMERS: Aliens decide that mankind has no patience for love and equality with their racial barriers and impose their cure with turning everyone into a mongrel society.

HANNAH MO NANA: Inspired by Shirley Ellis’ 1964 musical hit.
 
LIEN: A deep-space freighter crew is terrorized by a contractor who will not release their ship until he receives the last payment for the remodel.
 
A Few God Men: Courtroom drama about a homicide in a theological seminary.
 
SUPER HER MOVIE: B grade chick flick.

STAR WARS: THE LONE WARS: Down time for Luke Skywalker as he combats with the remotes.
 
Space Cow Oy's: The Muppet's Pigs In Space are on a mission to the Milky Way Galaxy, when they find the source of the milk is a giant, Jewish, Space Cow. Of course it gets creamed by the critics as being Udderly Ridiculous.
 
The Ma and Louise; Road Trip movie. The True Story of my mom and her 80 something sister-in-law traveling across the USA in 2015. They're on a quest for a myPod, glass Christmas ornaments, and some lobster. While I'm house-sitting and watching the dog.

Hard Tar ET: Star Trek The Next Generation Film. The alien sludge that killed Tasha Yar is back, and PISSED!

The Simpson's Move: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are leaving Springfield and heading for Ashland.

Aw: A series of movies that are actually pulled off of YouTube consisting of nothing but cute kitten videos.

The Astronaut Armer: Conspiracy flick about the real reason that the Apollo crews had to pack serious firepower with them.

Better Off DEA: A college graduate with a criminology degree has to make a choice between different branches of law enforcement. All while hiding his secret addiction.

The Country Ears: Dystopian film. Much like Orwell's 1984, but with modern twists. The hills have eyes, and the country hears everything,.. And if you're not with US, you're against us.

Crocodile Undee: Spoof on the unmentionables industry, and why the crossdressing Victoria has kept his secret for so long.

To Kill A Ocking Bird: In the ice age, a young caveman's rite of passage was to hunt and kill a Ocking bird. The savage raptors have a 50 foot wingspan and are capable of flying off with fully grown adults.


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Death of an Alesman. A small village in Ireland is devastated when the local pub owner dies.
 
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THE WATER HOSE: An evil spirit takes the form of a water hose wreaking havoc on a lonely hermit who raises cucumbers as a ways and means.

THE SIMPSONS MOVE:
Homer and Bart, fed up with Springfield, leave their family and town behind, but soon discover, There’s No Place Like Home.

(looks like we both planned a move on the Simpsons)
 
THE WATER HOSE: An evil spirit takes the form of a water hose wreaking havoc on a lonely hermit who raises cucumbers as a ways and means.

THE SIMPSONS MOVE:
Homer and Bart, fed up with Springfield, leave their family and town behind, but soon discover, There’s No Place Like Home.

(looks like we both planned a move on the Simpsons)

Yup! But I've got to say, I'm getting a real chuckle out of several of your script ideas... The Water Hose... Classic!
 
TICK R’ TREAT: 2 over zealous twinks threaten the men of their desires with a jar filled with 1000 hungry ticks. Rated XX, Nudity, Language, Hard Core Sex.

DADDY DAY CAM:
In the future, an over protective father learns the art of cloaking and designs a small silent hovercraft to follow his promiscuous daughter around.
 

Plane of The Apes

Ultra-low cost airline replaces human pilots with trained simians who'll work for Peanuts! Well, bananas anyway....

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"AWS" - 3.5 hour montage of nothing but kittens, puppies, and other small young animals being cute.

Note, near-infinite length version of this continuously updated movie is titled - "The Internet"

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Aging Bull: A washed up boxer want's another shot at the title... Oh wait, they already made another Rocky movie.

Pretty In Ink: An ugly duckling becomes quite glamorous after getting tattooed.
 
Dr. O - A TV Doctor in his unyielding need to impress Oprah, tries to disrupt The Ellen show, but James Bond is there to thwart his attempts.
 
Forrest Gum: A documentary about the difficulties in creating a new organic food product. Oh, and wintergreen gets a new pine flavor.
 
HOLLYWOOD LAD: A young actor runs off to find his career in the movies, only to get caught up in the porn industry.

THE GOOD SHE HERD:
Scientist and dairy farmers team up to produce a cow that will yield twice the milk she’s accustomed to giving. The science gets out of hand when it is accidentally introduced into the town water supply.
 
FAILURE TO LUNCH: High school seniors rampage the school cafeteria when the lunch bell doesn’t ring. Rated M, Graphic Violence, Language.

MONSTER HOSE:
Graphic sexual violence.

OUTSOURED: Two young boys compete by eating green persimmons to see who’s face cringes best.
 
Rising Arizona - Ultron turns his attention to the entire state of Arizona, sending it twelve miles into the air, as the Avengers assemble and try to figure out how he could pull off the same stunt twice.

Sleep-in Beauty - Documentary in which a 60-year-old woman shows how she was able to remove 20 years from her appearance just by sleeping till noon every day.

Barber Hop - A one-legged hair stylist tries to maintain his career despite not having a leg to stand on.

Light of the Navigator - A lost ship's only hope is one crew member's flashlight.
 
WAR OF THE WORDS: A usual scenario just about any given time, only it’s on the silver screen.

CORPSE RIDE: Rated R, Language, Twisted Sex,
 
John Ick -A story about a fish Named John that gets ick and nearly dies, his best friend a Dog Fish is eaten by a couple of Sharks, in a fit of revenge he goes on a shark killing rampage
 
Men- A retired professor helps a rugged Canadian work through his aggression as he struggles to uncover his past. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman star.
Pup Fiction- Two mob hit dogs go after a poodle who wrote a slanderous op-ed about their boss.
Mr. and Mrs. Sith- Two Jedi abandon the order for love. Also to shoot lightning from their hands. Because that’s cool.
 
Casio Royale- Almost 3 hours of nothing but piano and synthesizer performances.
The Princess Ride- A princess meets a group of Frat boys on spring break. Sexual situations, NC-17
 
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