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The Tommysknockers--Tommy has has always felt different , like he was in the wrong sex body. He had no idea of the path his life would take when he had breast implants installed.

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MARY SHELLEY’S FRANKENFOOD: Mary’s cooking up a monster of a meal on this episode of Celebrity Chef’s. Don’t miss it!

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OCTOBER SKYDIVERS: Homer Hickam incorporated skydiving in his autumn launches ever since the last flight of Miss Riley. It became the spectator sport with a following, the likes of which Coalwood has never seen before.

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End of Daze-A week after slipping on the ice and hitting his head, our hero finally starts to think clearly again.

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MY BEST FRIENDS BEDDING: Julie and her BFF (best friend forever) Wanda, are doing their little afternoon visit at Wanda’s house all splayed out on the bed with phones and laptops and such, talking with other friends from school, when Julie suddenly realizes just how much more comfy Wanda’s bed is than hers. She starts stretching and winding through the pillows like a worm in heat when suddenly Wanda thinks this is some sort of signal.
“OMG, your bed is to die for”, says Julie. Wanda says, “It’s even better with your clothes off”………. Julie gives Wanda that “deer in the headlights” look.

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Massage in a Bottle--Due to advances in nanotechnology, it is now possible to add a bottle of " Soothing Hands" solution to a warm bath and get a full body massage. Please note there is an additional charge for a bottle of "Happy Endings" if you want a completely satisfying massage.

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"Happy Endings"

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excellent!

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FREE WILLY WONKA: In today’s news, Willy Wonka was arrested on charges of child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and drug charges. Mr. Wonka’s chocolate factory was the scene where the alleged crimes took place. Mr. Wonka allegedly laced his Wonka Bars with Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD, which he freely gave to the winners of his Gold Ticket Contest, says police. All charges are based on the drug Mr. Wonka allegedly passed on to the winners. Wonka fans disagree with police and demanded them to prove the existence of any said drugs, but police say the children and adults alike were displaying extremely unusual behavior and claimed to be seeing things that weren’t really there. Significant signs of being under the influence of LSD.

Police say, “I’ve seen this very thing since the mid 60’s when thousands of hippies were arrested while tripping on this drug.”

Thousands of fans protested in front of the court house all day today and plan to stay as long as it takes. Film at 11:00.

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MY BEST FRIENDS BEDDING: Julie and her BFF (best friend forever) Wanda, are doing their little afternoon visit at Wanda’s house all splayed out on the bed with phones and laptops and such, talking with other friends from school, when Julie suddenly realizes just how much more comfy Wanda’s bed is than hers. She starts stretching and winding through the pillows like a worm in heat when suddenly Wanda thinks this is some sort of signal.
“OMG, your bed is to die for”, says Julie. Wanda says, “It’s even better with your clothes off”………. Julie gives Wanda that “deer in the headlights” look.

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Which did infinitely better than the sequel "My Big Fat Greek Bedding", and the low budget knock off "My Big Fat Geek Bedding".

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A BULLDOZER RUNS THROUGH IT: As stubborn as old man Haggard is, he’s not about to let those corporate bankers buy his land and tear down his house. “Them Gall Darn vipers wanna come in here and build a nookler plant cause thars a river that borders my property. I ain’t lettin’ then sons-a-b….. uh,… backstabbin’ mother f…Aw heck, you know whut I mean”. He refused the substantial offer they made and so, now it’s up to the banks as to how to handle it.

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3/4 Million Dollar Baby--Remake of 2004 boxing movie, but had to take inflation into account.

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ENEMY OF THE STATUE: Every day, My Hodges has to pass by an old WW2 Statue of a man he knew back in the war. Hodges was never caught going AWOL and deserting the Army. But this guy knew about it and died a hero before he could tell anyone. “That statue is giving me dirty looks and I can hear it thinking!” Everyone think Hodges is a little off in the head and doesn’t take him very serious. Until one day Hodges passes by and that statue is missing from its plinth.

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Ori-Yentl

Barbara Streisand portrays a young Chinese girl who yearns to be a kung fu master. She pretends to be a boy so she can enter the temple and become a Shaolin monk.

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CRUSHMORE: Gold miners hear rumors that there is a ridiculously large vain of gold running through the Black Hills Region of S Dakota. The intense digging and explosions wreak havoc on the mountains including the memorial site. It’s not until the end of a work day that the memorial gives way and crashes down trapping the miners. The extraction/rescue is most intense.

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The Ark Knight - Bruce Wayne sheds his Batman persona and dons robes as he begins building the world's largest wooden boat in order to provide animals of the world a safe place during cataclysmic floods brought on by climate change.

Tar Trek - Caveman Kirk attempts to lead his tribe of 430 on a five year mission across the La Brea tar pits in order to seek out new civilizations.

Gags of New York - A man returns to New York City in order to mercilessly prank his father's killer.

Ill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2 - The Bride wakens from a coma and seeks to give the flu to the man that put her there.



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Mulholland Drivel - An aspiring actress loses her memory after an auto accident and can only talk complete gibberish thereafter.

Straining Day - A severely constipated rookie cop takes a whole bottle of Metamucil and declares that "Today is the day!".

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Straining Day - A severely constipated rookie cop takes a whole bottle of Metamucil and declares that "Today is the day!".

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LMFAO!!!! :rofl:

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THE SATELLITE GUY: Boy! This guy has serious competition issues. He’s on the war path with that cable installer who refuses to yield or step aside. Cable VS Satellite? You decide.

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Hard Pain--While at home recovering from a vasectomy procedure that got infected and swollen, Richard accidental takes several Viagra's instead of the antibiotics he had been prescribed. Things go from bad to worse.

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THE HEDGE WITCH PROJECT: Our beloved Magicians have been up against the Hedge Witches for some time now. The witches only exist because they steal from the school of magic and use the Magicians as tools. Turnabout is fair play and the Magicians finally have a plan to wipe out the Hedge Witches once and for all.

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Sprawn--After being boiled and eaten in a fancy New York restaurant, "Crabby" the lobster returns from crustacean hell to exact revenge on all who had part in his demise.

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ROMPER ROOM STOMPER: Barney the purple dinosaur has been seduced by the dark side. Barney straps on his oversized combat boots and heads out to destroy all of the Romper Rooms across America. Parents have been on high alert and facilities shut down for children safety sake.

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GUMMY OLD MEN: This documentary explores the lives of older men in a group home that can never keep from losing their dentures.

Tennant... The story of the guy living in an apartment complex with the lousy neighbors (including the orgy of mating and dancing elephants upstairs), paper thin walls, dealing with the awful landlord, and the day he gets to finally get free of it.