Forum Game: Take A Letter

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Clear and Present Anger--Husband realizes as soon as he walks in the front door his wife did not appreacte the new lawn mower for her birthday.

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She didn't like the vacuum cleaner from the year before or the tiller for that rose garden she wanted either.

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MAJOR PAYNE IN THE BUTT: Language, nudity, graphic sexual content. Viagra strikes again in this X rated version of Major Payne. In theaters during “Pride” events throughout the country.

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The Postman Always Rides Twice-Kevin Costner stars in this story set in post-apocalyptic America. He rides a horse as he delivers mail to the remaining far-flung settlements. At one settlement he meets Cora and the two begin a torrid affair. The postmaster at the end of his route once told him he looked like he had been ridden hard and put away wet, to which Costner responded with a sly grin and simple "Oh yea".

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ANACONDA RHONDA: This bish can handle anybody or anything you throw at her. Well endowed, only scratches the surface with this gal. “Poppa, better grab your 2x4 and strap it on.” HUGE X rating, Language, Explicit sexual content and uncontrollable violent physical outbursts & displays.

This game is too convoluted for me. Have read at least 20 posts and almost fell asleep. Funny?, entertaining?--not. But the biggest problem with this thread is post #170. On the mobile app, this ugly, hairy f#c€ just keeps showing up.

Maybe if I post another picture it will start taking the place of the fugly man in post #170.





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dixontj93060 said:

This game is too convoluted for me. Have read at least 20 posts and almost fell asleep. Funny?, entertaining?--not.

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Apparently it's that way for a great many. There's only a hand full of us playing.

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A BUGGED LIFE: In the very near future, there’ll be nowhere to hide. Even if you live off the so-called grid. Technology has an eye on everything. Even before you were born, you received an implant deep inside your skull that tracks your every movement. Crime has almost been eradicated. So how does one man and his militia of antigovernment supporters get around this? Every road block has its weakness.

OMG the hairy fugly dude is still there!!! Why?! Please?... This is the most tragic and depressing thread ever on TRF. uke:

dixontj93060 said:

OMG the hairy fugly dude is still there!!! Why?! Please?...

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INVASION OF THE MOBILE PHONE SNATCHER: A new face in the crowd encounters a run-in with a possessed picture of a nearly naked, hairy demon. Unfortunately for the nubie, this demon has hacked his mobile communicator and starts controlling his mind. In a matter of minutes our nubie develops signs of paranoia and experiencing nausea. Unknowingly, he forwards the picture of said demon to all of his friends and family and the virus multiplies. Is this doom for our society as the virus continually keeps spreading?

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Joy Kill Bill-Two friends were enjoying a conversation with each other when a stranger approached. Unasked, he told them he didn't think too much of way the conversation was going, stating it didn't meet his standards for humor or continuity. As in all things in life, everybody has likes and dislikes and no two people are the same. The stranger has the right to state his opinion, just as the friends have the right to continue theirs. One of the friends was watching the news tonight about families in war torn areas being torn apart, girls sold into slavery, boys sent to militant camps. It kind of made this situation seem trivial.

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PI are ROUND, CORNBREAD are SQUARE: A southeastern wiz-kid goes after the smartest people in the country. It’s one thing to be highly educated, but too much of that can lack natural brilliance.

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Raging Bull&%#@--A compilation of political speeches and media (print and radio) "experts" reporting on them.

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THE BONE CONNECTOR: It’s a rare title, because forensic anthropologist are not a dime a dozen. This one has a flare for solving murders in cold cases. Of course, they have to do a little digging to get the answers.

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The Screen Doors--Follows the life of Jim Bob Morrison, the lead singer of the hottest country/hillbilly band in the late 60's and early 70's. The story takes us from his early years playing the washboard in high school bands, through his rise to fame as lead singer of the Screen Doors to his untimely death at 27 in Paris,Tx from drinking a bad batch of shine.

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THAT THING YOU DID: Ravi, an East Indian Spiritualist and Amelia, a discouraged American Librarian, crash coffees in the local coffee house. As the apologies were being met, a sudden overwhelming emotional radiance became them. Every nerve ending they had, was on fire. Neither of them knew what was happening, but it was certain that they would soon find out.

Last Jed: Jed Clampett and the gang hit it big and find a huge deposit of Kyber Crystals and moves the family to Canto Bight to live the high life away from the struggles of the galaxy.

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I Know What You Bid Last Summer: A caper film. A rare antique, priceless actually, is up for sale at Christie's Auction House. A man who seems barely able to keep himself afloat somehow puts in a bid of fifty cents, and wins... But HOW?

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THE IRON GNAT: Ozzy Osbourne rewrote the lyrics of Iron Man just for this movie title. Dr. Totenkopf’s machines are at it again. His failed attempt to rid the world of human life still left one trump card in his dead pocket. One giant Iron Gnat could possibly be all this planet needed to be cleansed of human life. With a cameo appearance by Jude Law (Sky Captain).

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Filling Down-An unemployed engineer frustrated with the flaws he sees in society takes a job stuffing pillows. He finds that over time, this has allowed him to work off a lot of his anger, although he still occasionally wants to strangle the president of the company and his stupid commercials.

Lugnut56 said:

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Filling Down----- and his stupid commercials.

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amen to that!!!

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TANK CHICKS: Tank Girl’s not alone anymore. She’s got a whole band of renegade bitches to run with now. Heaven help ANYBODY hoarding water in this end-times sequel.

Post pic, just tired of some furry guy pic showing up in the forum on my phone - disgusting


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LAST ACTION GUIDO: Poor Guido doesn’t have a pot to piss in. In fact, he’s so down on his luck that he can’t commit suicide successfully. One simple act of kindness pointed in the right direction was all it took for Guido to find something to live for. Little did he know, he was about to save the world from a nuclear catastrophe.

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Bobocop--Bobo the clown was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and was caught in a vicious gun battle between two street gangs. His body shot up beyond recognition, and with no family or friends to claim it, the evil corporation OCP sees the opportunity they've been waiting for. They rebuilt
Bobo with robotic parts and wiped his mind clean (they thought) to turn him into the perfect cop. After months of testing and programming, OCP puts him on the streets. At first, he is the perfect cop--computer fast mind and reflexes, cool under pressure and carrying heavy firepower. But his handlers start to notice little oddities in his actions--wearing big red shoes, making balloon animals for the prisoners and requesting a Chihuahua for a K9 partner. But the final incident that got him pulled from the streets was trying to take down a gang of bank robbers by squirting water in their face from a flower in his lapel.

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BACK TO THE FUTON: Creative loafing at its best. See how this younger generation band of buddies gets through life without having to leave the house.

BACK TO THE FUTON II: A bigger house and a dozen more occupants.

BACK TO THE FUTON III: They bought a city block, renovated all the old office buildings and house 600 couples. What do they know that we don’t?

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American Pi: Due to a huge mistake, a two year old finds himself in the nations highest position. On top of doing all kinds of things that mess up the environment, economy, and lives of Americans (indigenous, immigrant, and American born alike), he starts playing with matches in the hot shed full of gasoline and fireworks that is the Middle East. He really screws things up by insisting that he knows more than all the worlds mathematicians and changes the value for the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter (commonly known as Pi) to Three. The rest of the world disagrees, but nothing can be done to change his mind, even after Canada and the rest of the world start launching nukes in his direction.

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THE PORTRAIT OF A LADY BUG: Francis walked away from PIXAR unsatisfied in that, he still suffers from an identity crisis. And there may or may not be a sequel for him to solidify his “man bug” image. He started a support group for male lady bugs and does fund raisers to help support his attempt to bring his case to the Supreme Court. “Someone is responsible for calling all of us lady bugs when in fact, not all of us ARE ladies.”
He hopes to bring some order to the gender factor whether it’s swapping “Lady for Man” every 5 years or so, or, renaming the entire species all together.
Video to come soon!!!

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Hoagies Heros--During WWII, the Germans know somehow information about troop movements is being passed to the Allies. Despite their best efforts they are unable to find out how this is happening. It wasn't until many years after the war and secret files were opened that it was reveled the Allies and the resistance were using sandwich shops and sidewalk carts to pass information hidden in sandwiches.

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URBAN LEGUME: Documentary about people in high rise apartments/homes growing a variety of beans and assorted vegetables on the roof tops.

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Hard to Bill--Mason Storm is a tough streetwise cop whose undercover work makes it almost impossible for his creditors to locate and collect from him.

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SHACKERS: Four unmarried couples share the rent in a very large house. Their first New Years Eve party was an eye opener for sure. X Rated, Language, Graphic Nudity and a few other things I’m not sure I’ve ever seen before.

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High Plains Drafter--Mysterious cowboy rides into old west towns that have been terrorized and destroyed by wild gangs, and helps them rebuild by drawing up plans for new stables, saloons, banks and hardware stores.

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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA BUTTERFLIES: Uh……er….really?

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NOTHING BUT TRIBBLES: Captain Kirk thought he was rid of these fargin bastages. “If I get my hands on Cyrano Jones, I’m going to kill him”