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DIRTY MARY: Watch out Clint. This bitch is about to steal your trophy. Dirty Mary picks up where Harry left off. Starring Carrie-Ann Moss (of Matrix fame). Don’t even THINK about whizzing in this gals corn flakes. Not only will she fill you full of holes, she’ll chew you up and spit you out!
 
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Firefoxy--Agent is sent on suicide mission to USSR to smuggle out stripper who has developed a better browser.
 
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SHAME POO: Only one dog in the kennel has an inferiority complex. You guessed it. Hugo the Great Dane. Poor Hugo can’t do anything without looking guilty. And that fierce little Shih Tzu, “Dinky”, NEVER stops reminding him just who rules the barn. It’s not until Hugo was due for a step outside for a kennel break when Dinky was on the way inside, that he really blew it. Dinky gave Hugo a look that traumatized him so, that he pooped right in front of Dinky causing him to get dragged through it. There was hell to pay!
 
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Last Tang in Paris--Brando stars in confusing and controversial film about almost being out of powdered orange juice, but having lots of butter.
 
You're pretty good at this Lugnut.

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CHIA TOWN: Better watch your step if you’re passing through this part of NYC. Chia mobsters and gang related crime is at an all time high. Innocent Chia’s are being framed for head bashing all over town. Even Bob Ross Chia gets arrested for painting graffiti on Police headquarters.
 
You're pretty good at this Lugnut.

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CHIA TOWN: Better watch your step if you’re passing through this part of NYC. Chia mobsters and gang related crime is at an all time high. Innocent Chia’s are being framed for head bashing all over town. Even Bob Ross Chia gets arrested for painting graffiti on Police headquarters.

Thanks Gary, I've had some good chuckles at these posts.

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Flight Club--the trials and battles airline passengers have to deal with on the ground and in the air.
 
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GREASED: Very much like women’s mud wrestling, these Grease Monkeys (mechanics) get all stripped down to their unilateral thongs and have at it in a pool of bearing grease.
 
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Very Last Man on Earth-The story of the very last man left on earth. He can deal with the lack of food,water and shelter, but the sexual harassment allegations are just about to break him.
 
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ARABIAN NIGHTIES: (M for mature) Arab super models walk the strip in the latest but still prohibited night ware exposing their ankles. Matching veil is also worn during the presentation.
 
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Revenge Of The Birds
: Angered by their treatment in Alfred Hitchcock's movie, the Audubon society trains birds secretly to attack all involved in the movie... Alfred's last heard words "Let's get the Flock out of here".
 
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Close Encounters of the Wrong Kind--Aliens take the form of men in powerful positions in business, entertainment and government in order to try to interact with human females, but it goes terribly wrong when finally exposed.
 
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Splat: Like "Alien", but more descriptive.

OK, "Change a Word" doesn't work so well when the film's name is one word. So, a bit more up to date:

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Yeti: Remember that creature Luke killed on Hoth? It was extremely rare, there was only one pair left, and Luke killed one of them. The remaining creature now lives only for revenge. It's learned how to make a lightsabre. It's learned how to fly a starship. It's learned how to say "My name is Hwaoral. You killed my mate. Prepare to die." in three different languages, though its choice of Wookiee, Ewok and Mynock were perhaps not the wisest.
 
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Laura Craft--Follow along as adventurer Martha Stewart roams the world hunting for rare and valuable artifacts, all the while making cute table centerpieces and delicious meals from locally sourced materials.
 
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ESCAPE FROM ALKA SELTZER: Mascot for Alka Seltzer, Speedy, takes a fall in a commercial shoot from the top of an active glass of medication. Plop plop, fizz fizz is hardly the relief it is for our beloved animated character.
 
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Takata Recall--Man is haunted by nightmares that he belongs on Mars, but in his dream, he is killed by a defective air bag during the landing.
 
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XANADUCK: The story of a Mallard duck that figures out a way to make hunting wildlife a fruitless sport.
 
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Dirty Laundry Dancing--Girls dad disapproves of her new boyfriend, who has shown her some dance moves while folding the laundry.
 
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ST. ELMOS PYRE: Burnt sacrifices are made to please the Northern Lights god by the same Puritans that burned the witches in Salem. I guess murder wasn’t a sin in those times?
 
S as in Sierra, for SAAB. When you spend your vacation time making model HPR rocket kits no one else makes in a 3D program and you enjoy it despite what **** all everyone else says.
 
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CHILDREN OF THE CORNBREAD: In the deep southern part of Louisiana, tweens (pre-teens) make their small towns cornbread. Little do the townsfolk know, the children cast spells on the bread, causing the older generation to be submissive.
 
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Ice Scream--
The residents of quiet small town are horrified to discover a maniac is stalking their fellow citizens. When the victims are found, they appear to have died a horrible death due to severe brain freeze.
 
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EATING RAGU: A mad rush to the pasta aisle left the shelves of spaghetti sauce nearly wiped out. The people of Halfwit West Virginia really don’t know any better when “Pasta Fest” is upon them. Most festivities would have you make your own. Not these folks. Easy Peasy Really Greasy!!! But when little Granny Wilma Dichert went to get some Prego, she saw that RAGU was all that was left. Granny Wilma grabbed a bottle and whipped out her Derringer and headed for the festival.
 
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Tuskegee Hairman--True story of the first all bald fighter squadron in WW2, who despite ridicule and discrimination from fellow airmen and even officers, became the most successful fighter squadron in WW2. To distinguish themselves from other squadrons, they painted the tails of their Mustangs flesh color, hence were known by the German pilots as the "Pale Tail Devils".
 
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THE BOOB: A single cellular life form from a distant galaxy, lands on earth in the middle of a cemetery. A freshly buried corpse below was the ideal host to the life form. Police found a big hole in the cemetery a couple days later and there had been sightings of an unusual body part invading the townsfolk and drowning them in mother’s milk.
 
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THE BOOB: A single cellular life form from a distant galaxy, lands on earth in the middle of a cemetery. A freshly buried corpse below was the ideal host to the life form. Police found a big hole in the cemetery a couple days later and there had been sightings of an unusual body part invading the townsfolk and drowning them in mother’s milk.

I just recently saw the original again, and now that you mention it, it makes more sense now.:smile:

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Plymouth Fury--A hardened sergeant and his crew are sent on a deadly mission behind German lines in WW2. But due to a mix-up, they are given a Plymouth Fury instead of a Sherman tank. Outnumbered and outgunned, they are able to evade detection most of the time by throwing mud on the tailfins to disguise the car, or if spotted, used the power of the 361 Golden Commando engine to evade capture. However, later as the car does finally sustain damage, they discover by renaming the car "Christine", it will not only repair itself, but becomes one mean SOB.
 
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THE BOOB: A single cellular life form from a distant galaxy, lands on earth in the middle of a cemetery. A freshly buried corpse below was the ideal host to the life form. Police found a big hole in the cemetery a couple days later and there had been sightings of an unusual body part invading the townsfolk and drowning them in mother’s milk.

You sure that is from a distant galaxy and not the Milky Way?
 
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VALLEY GURLZ: The Valley Girl shindig starts on a Monday and ends on the following Saturday night at 2 AM. This is the week all the young dudes dress up like chicks and do the talk and the walk. These guys are so good at it, no one can tell them apart from the women. Is it safe to go dating this week? We'll let the guys at the nearest military base show you.
 
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Heathers
: Cult classic documentary film that revolves around Heathers (Ericaceae). The 14th most species-rich family of flowering plants (including the cranberry, blueberry, huckleberry, rhododendron and azaleas). Co-narrated by Winona Ryder (credited as Veronica Sawyer) and Christian Slater (credited as J.D. Dean).
 
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