Forum Game: Take A Letter

[Gary Byrum]

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BEAUTY AND THE FEAST: In a panic, our beauty defends herself against the Beast and slays him. Being of proper upbringing, (eat what you kill) she hastily drags the creature back to the castle where it is prepared as the main course for the evening ball

[Gary Byrum]

Geez! Is this my thread now???

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V for VENEITIAN: The city folks are completely befuddled as to why someone would break into their houses and replace their curtains with Venetian Blinds.

[K'Tesh]

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High Plains Drift: Stoned and driving on the verge of control in Kansas, he won't stop until he kills someone (or himself).

[Gary Byrum]

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THE DREAD ROOM: The last place on earth you want to be. The last door you want to open. To come here, you would rather die buried alive.

[K'Tesh]

Fags Of Our Fathers: British movie about the sons of competing chain smokers who collected the (cigarette) butts of the rich and famous.

[K'Tesh]

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Granimal House: One of those throwaway movies that is basically a 90 minute commercial tie in to the clothing line.

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Granimal House: One of those throwaway movies that is basically a 90 minute commercial tie in to the clothing line.

Disqualified. That’s 2 letters!

[K'Tesh]

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Seeking A Friend For The End Of The Word: White and nerdy never had much luck finding acceptance until he entered the spelling bee... Your word is "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis "

[K'Tesh]

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Dante's Peek: A divine Italian comedy about the purgatory that occurs when Heavenly young Dante gets caught looking out the window at his neighbors Hell house.

[Gary Byrum]

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TIN WOMAN: Jack Haley finally gets to meet his bride to be.




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DARKY: Narrated by George Carlin, this particular biopic is focused on Patricia Krentcil, aka “The Tan Lady”, having been banned from over 63 tanning salons in the Tri-state area alone. Mr. Carlin has a few choice words regarding her, including the 7 you can’t say on Network Television.

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HE GOT GAMERS: Almost 20 years later, Denzel Washington does this follow-up flick targeted at the millennials, recruiting a younger set to compete in video basketball gaming for an illegal gambling ring.

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SEX IN THE CLOSET: S. Jessica Parker takes it to the wild side in limited space.
Rated R, language, mild sexual content, unrealistic special effects???

[Gary Byrum]

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DUSTDEVIL: Southwestern US dirt bikers compete, charging the upper scaled (near tornado capacity) dust devil whirlwinds. The elimination process is based on blow-overs and crashes. Winners take a prize package of fresh roasted chili peppers.

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ORANGE IS THE NEW BLONDE: Is it really true that Blondes have more fun? We’ll see when we take our fresh young twinks on the streets with orange hair in San Francisco.

[Gary Byrum]

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A SERIES OF FLATULANT EVENTS: In this rootin’ tootin’ sphincter cannon comedy, we’ll see how people compare to herds of frightened swine, Great Northern Bean eating contests, and finally the all mighty artichoke, asparagus, broccoli, cabbage & Brussels sprouts combo.

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UNRAGED: This new Star Trek movie is sure to disappoint. Klingons captured by the Federation, have been deliberately infected with a disease that goes airborn on their home planet. The disease, (non life threatening) causes a chemical imbalance in the brain and infected Klingons no longer have a desire to conquer, rendering them as passive beings.

[Gary Byrum]

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THE REBURNED: If the first roasting didn’t kill them, surely the second one will. A heartless, heart pounding drama/supernatural about the burning of witches in Salem.

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FROM DUSK WITH DAWN: XXX rated, vicious language, inexplicable graphic violence, super unnatural sexual content. Gore level 12.5. You can’t un-see what you WILL see.

[K'Tesh]

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The Blues' Mothers: The baby mommas adventures trying to raise the next generation while trying to spring Jake and Elwood.

The Glues Brothers: Bill Smith and his secret half brother, Elmer, get stuck in competition with each other.

[Gary Byrum]

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CABIN FERVOR: Disguised as a log cabin, scientist in league with monks, New Age, Eckankar & transcendental meditation experts, draw attention to this little known place deep in a National Forest where people get a new lease on life. Better living through tech is the root of this plot, but the final results leave the scientist an enormous amount of wealth.

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IT FOLLOWS AGAIN: Very unlike the supernatural prequel, Pennywise, the evil clown, is captured by a gang of street thugs and tortured relentlessly. The gang takes Pennywise to the brink of death on numerous occasions, giving him a chance to recover just in time for another round. After weeks of debilitating and excruciating pain, the gang takes Pennywise for his last trip cross country tied to the bumper of a pickup truck.

[K'Tesh]

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Buck Soup: Rufus T. Firefly, after failing as president/dictator of Freedonia, is back and now trying this hand at becoming a soup restaurateur during the Great Depression. If he can only get his hand on that elusive first dollar. Your price of admission: Nine dollars and forty cents? If I were you, I wouldn't pay it.

A Fight At The Opera: Groucho, Chico, and Harpo get into a tiff with the theater owners... Moe, Shemp, and Larry.

Pay at the Races: Cleaning stalls at the stables has never been more unstable when the Marx Brothers get hired on.

Broom Service: The Marxes are at it again... This time in the hotel business...

[Gary Byrum]

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A Fight At The Opera: Groucho, Chico, and Harpo get into a tiff with the theater owners... Moe, Shemp, and Larry.

OMG too funny!

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ALL DRESSED UP BADLY: This remake of the apparent “chick flick” from 2009, took a long shot to produce. A movie so out of character and displaced, that it actually makes for a big laugh. The time period is during WW2. The younger face of George C Scott is digitally applied to a younger actor to keep the look of a younger General George Patton Jr. General Patton has found himself in one hell of a predicament. Having been considered one of the top 40 manliest men in America, Patton pulls off a daring and remarkably believable Drag Queen show for which, he knew a whole platoon of private soldiers would be executed if he didn’t. Makes you wonder what he did to deserve that!

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THE COSMONAUTS WIFE: same movie, different country.

[Lugnut56]

Tar Wars--The long standing feud between two two pot hole patching families boils over.

[Gary Byrum]

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VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE JACUZZI: Yes folks, our beloved Thunderbirds from the 1960’s are back in the studio. Old school puppeteering is what makes this epic voyage seem like time stood still. Jeff Tracy and his sons have been reinstated to investigate the mysteries of “THE GIRGLING JACUZZI”. This strange phenomenon has the I.R. concerned that civilians and military personnel are likely trapped at the bottom.

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KING KONG VS BRIDEZILLA: A spin-off of Beauty & the Feast, King Kong actually has the advantage here.

[Lugnut56]

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Shaving Blade Runner--Main character in movie is trying to decide if person who brings him his grooming supplies is a human or an android.

[Gary Byrum]

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THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT LARRY: An acne infested geek nerd with Scotch Taped spectacles, consumes a dose of a potion he created to make himself irresistible. Larry, being heterosexual by nature, discovers quickly that his potion has the completely wrong effect. For the next 96 hours, Larry is up against being irresistible to every kind of man imaginable. Thugs, Porn Stars, Junkies Gay, Straight, it didn’t matter. When it hits home, is where it really gets weird.

[Lugnut56]

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The Yummy--While on a military mission in Egypt, Tom Cruises character accidentally releases an angry ancient pastry chef intent on taking over the world.

[K'Tesh]

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THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT LARRY: An acne infested geek nerd with Scotch Taped spectacles, consumes a dose of a potion he created to make himself irresistible. Larry, being heterosexual by nature, discovers quickly that his potion has the completely wrong effect. For the next 96 hours, Larry is up against being irresistible to every kind of man imaginable. Thugs, Porn Stars, Junkies Gay, Straight, it didn’t matter. When it hits home, is where it really gets weird.

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There's Something About Barry: Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there. She would merengue and do the cha-cha. And while she tried to be a star, Barry always tended bar. Across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 'til 4. They were young and they had each other. Who could ask for more?

At the copa (CO!) Copacabana (Copacabana). The hottest spot north of Havana (here). At the copa (CO!) Copacabana,music and passion were always the fashion.

His name was Garry, he wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Barry tending there. And when he finished, he called him over. But Garry went a bit to far, Lola sailed across the bar. And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two. There was blood and a single gun shot.
But just who shot who?

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I now pronounce you ktesh & Gary


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[K'Tesh]

I now pronounce you ktesh & Gary


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I don't think so...

[Lugnut56]

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Judge Jude-British rock band gets is legal trouble and has to go before a no-nonsense judge.

[Gary Byrum]

K'tesh and I might RULE, but we ain't no marryin' fools!

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THE CHIA SYNDROME: A disgruntled chemical engineer formerly employed by the company, is set on revenge. An additive introduced into the Chia statuette formula cause the Chia’s to animate. The Chia Zombies are the first to emerge and start wreaking havoc. Shortly thereafter, the rest of them emerge with life, eating and ripping the people around them into shreds. All but one emerges without violent tendencies, and that’s the Bob Ross Chia, who is quite content painting happy little trees on the walls of the murder victims.

[Lugnut56]

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The Oddfather--Story follows an Italian immigrant with strange behaviors (including fascination with horse heads and making offers people can't refuse) as he becomes head of a crime family.

[Gary Byrum]

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ENTER STELLA: Having been the class ugly duckling in her mid teen years, Stella was a bit of an outcast. 7 years after graduating High School, Stella had gone through a sort of metamorphosis and became a hottie. She takes a job as a pole dancer and does photo shoots for the porn industry. Now, all of those jerks from school pay through the nose for a personal date. Stella is also very wealthy now. She, who laughs last, laughs best.

[Lugnut56]

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Justice Little League--Group of adolescent superheroes fight villains between games. Nobody had recognized them yet, buy there was the close call when the Flash rounded the bases 4 times on a bunt.