No pictures or video...yet? Hmmmm...Good time for a good old fashion "Gus Story"
while we wait-
Eric? Your comments about the weather yesterday brought back a happy memory from days past...
Most of you know that i drive for a small non-Union Trucking Company with Terminals all across the USA and, Canada. Some of our Terminals tend to be rather large of course (almost like a little city) too handle the bigger towns or small to service more rural areas...
For years, until major budget cuts and, financial restructuring... I was based out of a small Terminal located in Linden Indiana (NOT far from Malfunction Junction
) that serviced west central Indiana.
It was a fun time! One Boss, a Salesman, a Secretary, two Supervisors, twenty five or so drivers and, a small building with 34 dock doors to load/unload trailers...A happy little family of misfits out away from all the corporate eyes-
It came upon us to create our own fun sometimes.
One day Kelly (our Secretary and, very sweet young lady) brought in one of those "Thrift Catalogs".
Now if you know what I'm talking about...this is where you can find all kinds of neat gadgets and, household items too make life so much easier!
Well, it sat on the break room table for a week and, all the drivers had their turn sifting thru its wares.
I remember that Fred took a liking to the Foot Stone that took the roughness off your feet after wearing work boots all week long!
Jimmy, really liked the super cuddly bathrobes and, ordered a pair for him and, his wife.
Bruce, ordered one of those stress massagers that's shaped like a hotdog since he thought if that young lady in the pictures rubbing her neck looks SO happy- maybe it too can help me unwind on the weekends!
Then I found it! :smile: The ONE thing that caught my eye and, couldn't live without! I grabbed my credit card, called the order line while on my break and, two weeks later a small box arrived on my front porch...
This is where it gets G
D!
Freshly imported from Tawain was my newest bundle of fun! A ten inch tall Brass Monkey Figurine mounted to a plate...Now this wasn't just ANY ole Brass Monkey but, a SPECIAL Brass Monkey!
You see it had a set of brass colored spheres attached via a small magnet and, monofilament line to its mid section-
You see where this is going?
When it got cold enough (roughly 32 degrees farhrenheght) the "Balls" would overcome their magnetic holding forces and, fall down hitting the brass plate...Thus a slight "TING!!" sound and, you knew it was below 32 degrees! :surprised:
GENIUS!
Well the Boss let me attach it to the outside of the window sill located in the Drivers room so we could do our own weather monitoring at our remote location and, it worked quite well!
As a matter of fact during times it was SUCH a sensation that announcements over the intercom became quite regular from our supervisor overseeing us all from his heated office...
*Attention Gentleman-IT IS NOW OFFICIAL! It is cold enough too knock the BALLS off a Brass Monkey! Now get your A$$'s back too work!*
That was usually QUICKLY responded with comments like "No $&%T!"..."Why don't you come out here B!$@H?"..."I got your COLD right HERE!" *beep**beep* from our un heated dock!
It became such a common thing that eventually our neighbors (a small rural Church) located roughly 500 feet to our south started complaining about the intercom...At that time the thought of spending eternity in a "Warmer Place" didn't sound too bad for most of us...
Anyhow, we eventually had to close that terminal down due to budget cuts and, most of us relocated to larger Terminals like the one I work at now in Indianapolis...
On those last few days at Linden the Brass Monkey mysteriously disappeared from the window sill...Popular belief is that a Coyote slipped in under the fence line and, took off with it. At least that's the way i hope...instead of in the dumpster- I'd like too think that my $19.95 investment found a good home considering all the joy it brought to us...:sigh:
Now WHERE are those pictures and, videos?