That Madison website for cheaters

Today my wife caught me on the Dolly Madison website. It was a real Zinger! I've been doing so good lately and I told her I wasn't actually cheating, just looking at the tarts. The buns on there look SO good. It's not like she caught me with my fingers in a pie.

Link to the Madison web site

I assume she hasn't found out about Little Debbie or the Doublemint Twins!

I had to break up with the Morton Salt girl when the doctor told me to watch my blood pressure.

I get my needs met through a Bimbo site


Bimbo Bakeries USA
https://bimbobakeriesusa.com

Ashley Madison ?

I'm sure she suspected you when she caught you with Suzy Q and those two Cupcakes. You really should have stayed away from those HoHos.

Of course we all heard about those Ding Dongs that were caught hanging around a couple of Mini Muffins and the Twinkies, just after dunking those Donettes... It all Snow Balled from there... They (of course) blamed it on the Hostess and her Honey Buns.

Damn! It's after 1am, and now I've got a craving for junk food.

My old heart just can't take that kind of affection these days. Although I did get freaky with Aunt Jemima last Sunday morning !!

I was having a go with Mrs. Butterworth one morning, then the rest of the family walked in. Turned into a 4-some really quick.

Shoot, you guys.:lol:oint::roll: What a setup and great follow-ons!! Thanks for the laughs. Kurt

Okay look, the only reason I'm member of the Ashley Madison site is because at the time I was unfamiliar with the internet and I was planning a trip to the cities of Ashley and Madison in Wisconsin.

You guys are too much!

The best part about this whole scandal... The article about all the divorce lawyers "gearing up" for the onslaught of cases they're expecting to come out of it. Too funny!

The best part to me is the extreme hypocrisy revealed about some parading their morality while leading campaigns to degrade other people on a national scale.

I guess Dolly is Ashley's sister?

JD

Mushtang said:

Today my wife caught me on the Dolly Madison website. It was a real Zinger! I've been doing so good lately and I told her I wasn't actually cheating, just looking at the tarts. The buns on there look SO good. It's not like she caught me with my fingers in a pie.

Link to the Madison web site

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JDcluster said:

I guess Dolly is Ashley's sister?

JD

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Yeah but she went "straight" into the baking trade after trying to dodge the authorities for so "long".
Got tired of it. Kurt

g zilla said:

Ashley Madison ?

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Do I need to sugar coat this for you?

I just read that there were 2 suicides in Canada, Supposedly connected to the hack / reveal.



JD

JDcluster said:

I just read that there were 2 suicides in Canada, Supposedly connected to the hack / reveal.

JD

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Over a reveal from that other site maybe.

Little Debbie didn't mind when I was gnawing on her her Fudge Brownies, but when she caught me with a mouthful of Chocolate Kisses, she blew a fuse!

I seem to recall an old adage.. if you play you will have to pay...
(sooner or later)

Greg Young said:

I seem to recall an old adage.. if you play you will have to pay...
(sooner or later)

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I think you'd have to pay for everything on the Dolly Madison website that you'd want to play with (or eat, or whatever), otherwise they wouldn't ship it to you.

Gary Byrum said:

Little Debbie didn't mind when I was gnawing on her her Fudge Brownies, but when she caught me with a mouthful of Chocolate Kisses, she blew a fuse!

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That's a visual I didn't need !!

Greg Young said:

I seem to recall an old adage.. if you play you will have to pay...
(sooner or later)

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A moment on the lips... A lifetime on the hips...

I prefer a good sausage....

DizWolf said:

I prefer a good sausage....

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Oh, that's the Wurst thing I've seen today

I soooooo don't want to go here----I'm going to be barred---- are we talking about sausages and chocolate now?

hornet driver said:

I soooooo don't want to go here----I'm going to be barred---- are we talking about sausages and chocolate now?

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At least it's not Vegemite...

hornet driver said:

My old heart just can't take that kind of affection these days. Although I did get freaky with Aunt Jemima last Sunday morning !!

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Thank Goodness it was't Uncle Ben!

And just so everyone's clear on this... Yes, I've been seen with Col. Sanders, but there's been no finger lick'n (he's just an old friend).

It all goes to show that one must be careful where he logs in and out. :eyeroll:

I prefer cupcakes to Twinkies, but I'm not going to judge the rest of you guys.

Mushtang said:

I prefer cupcakes to Twinkies, but I'm not going to judge the rest of you guys.

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Weren't you that guy I saw coming out of Wendy's?