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:surprised:It's that time again. Mini Midwest Power will be May 23/24. :surprised:

Come on out and enjoy our miles of open recovery and our 16,000' waiver.

All active club members are invited to the MMWP BBQ after Saturdays launch. An email was sent out to the club email list, if you haven't received it in the next couple of days please send an email to [email protected] with your information and we'll be sure to add you to the list and forward you the invitation.
 
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I plan to be there for both days, filming the entire event, and will produce DVD's in a timely manner of said event.:cool:

I will not be filming the BBQ as we don't need evidence of any possible transgressions... lol...
 
I will not be filming the BBQ as we don't need evidence of any possible transgressions... lol...

Mini Midwest Power Memory #1:D

"Homemade *Stripper* Poles made from leftover pieces of 3" dia. filament wound fiberglass tubing and, couplers...DO NOT make great sources of entertainment...EVEN when buried somewhat deep into the firm soil behind Tim's house."

Remember: Fiberglass shards do not show up well on X-Rays.
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #2

"Even though the *Flying Barstool of Death* may appear to have excellent traction capabilities on the road in front of Tim's house....Racing slicks and, grass (at speeds exceeding 30 mph) may/do/WILL produce incredible polar ratio of inertia events...in the backyard."

Don't ask....Second trip to the emergency room in one night.
 
I'll be there. Plan on a V2 Sport on a 6-grain H399, and hopefully achieve Level 2 on my 3" DarkoStar...
 
OMG. Nice tribute. Bring out the lighters and wave them freely...

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Can I make it? I don't know... I'm a damn CEO now and have less time than ever, but let me look at my calendar--JEEZ! So Silicon Valley... Well, let me get back to you...
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #3

Cow Farts...That was a year to remember.:facepalm: Actually, i really can't remember the exact one but, it all stated when the neighbors cows found a hole in the fence and, invaded our little get together at Tim's house.
It was like...M:eek::eek:, M:eek::eek:, M:eek::eek:and, we were like...N:no: SH:rant::rant:...SH:rant::rant:...SH:rant::rant:!
Well, with a little prodding and, hollering we eventually got them rounded up and, back into their rightful fenced in field. If you've never been behind a south bound cow when it lets out a northbound retreat reply in your face...You haven't lived a full life.
You would think with the thick smell of cooking meat, alcohol and, sounds of so many happy people in the area that they would have been scared but, sometimes i wonder if their watching us...
Studying us...planning to take over...:confused:
 
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Mini Midwest Power Memory #4

Sather...Is the owner of my favorite little buddy! A Labradoodle named *Rolo*. Now, what do i like best about Rolo:confused: Both of us like TWINKIES!:p

Damn straight.

One fateful Saturday night after all the festivities were dying down in Van Orin (and, with Sather keeping Tim quite busy in the shop cutting centering rings on his new CNC toy....) Rolo and, i had a chance to get a good buzz going on behind the garage....:eek:
DUDE! :D Want to get "Twinked"? Goooooood....:D Your NOT going to tell Daddy about this are you? :rolleyes: Alright....lets open the box and, light them up! :eek: Things were going very well until i got that phone call on Monday...

*ring* *ring* SATHER! Whassup Ninja!? :D
"Have you been feeding my dog Twinkies again?" :mad:
I have not a clue as to what you are talking about....:D
"Don't lie to me Spacecase....i've got the evidence in my yard"...:mad:
Ohhhhh.....maybe one or two or a few out of a box! :D
"How *many* are in a box?" :mad:
Weeeell....In some regions 8 or 10........at Costco they sell them in the 30 count....but, if you buy the Canadian ones on Amazon...they come 100 to a box with a *little* more *buzz factor* too boot eh! ;)
"My yard......MY YARD! Looks like a SPONGE FACTORY!":rant: "Do you KNOW what a yard filled full of lard, sugar and, processed wheat by-products smells like in the early summer air? :mad:
Well at least you won't have to spend alot on fertilizer this year! :D
"One of these days i'm going to find you...I'm going to take my right foot and, plant it up your left buttcheek....Then i'm going to take my left foot and, plant it up your right buttcheek....":point: *click*

I'm glad to say things have cooled down since that fateful day...but, now the Twinkies stay in my cooler...:eek:
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #5

Thongs...Their wonderful bits of clothing that have been around for centuries... Over the years as the night grows long and, the Jello Shots come out you can be assured that "The Master of the Ceremonies" youngest daughter will have her's...hanging high.
Now the thing i've learned (the hard way) is that no matter how wild things get...Never, Never...Ever...:no:

Sneak up behind her while yelling loudly for all in attendance too hear: "I once had a pair of tighty whiteys that big...when i was back in 3rd grade!" :lol:
Then...*SNAP-O El Bandage-O*...:jaw:

"Princeton Emergency, this is Squad 51...do you copy?" :eek:
:eek:...Go ahead Squad 51...
"Yes, we are approximately five minutes out from your location." :eek:
:eek:...Roger that Squad...
"Patient is a white male...mid 40's...who has sustained severe third degree *slap burns* covering most of his head and, upper abdominal region..." :eek:
:eek:...Roger that Squad, a burn specialist is standing by at this time....

Try explaining to your health care provider that in one weekend you: Suffered massive splintering from a shattered fiberglass pole, fell off a barstool and, then...above all were treated for- "A** kicked by woman."
 
I plan on coming to launch. Sounds like the after launch party at Tim's is a hell of a good time.
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #4

I'm glad to say things have cooled down since that fateful day...but, now the Twinkies stay in my cooler...:eek:

Actually, it was a lot more civil than Gus would describe. Rolo tolerated the Twinkie smorgasbord very well, although he was quite, how shall we say, "gassy" on the lengthy drive home. But, that evening is also now one of Rolo's favorite memories as well. Whenever I am packing up rocket stuff to go, he makes the Giant Leap (for a dog his size, anyway) onto the tailgate and settles in, hoping to score more of that special cream-filled delight. And, owing to their legendary shelf life, Gus probably is still working on his original 100-Twinkie case.
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #6

The Shining...Was a great novel by noted author Stephen King and, also a great film adaptation to scare young Gusser's too! On one glorious evening at Tim's, it became synonymous with a whole different meaning.

Everyone knows that to find Tim Lehr's house in Van Orin Illinois is very simple...Look for the biggest house in town. Strange thing is though, when it was built around the turn of the 18th century it was only setup with ONE bathroom. Sometimes after the big annual feast you'll find quite a line heading up the stairs...

When "Big Mike" (not his real name) burst into the shop one night, desperate look on his face...carrying a roll of paper towels asking for a shovel and, a flashlight.

Devious plans went into effect-real quick!

I rounded up a few friends and, with *equipment* in tow....we snuck out to the back fenceline...

"Where do you think he went:confused:"

Shhhhhhhhh......I think he's over *there*!

"What do i do with this:confused:"

Wait for the signal.....Dude! Shhhhhhh........

A few words gentleman....In the beginning Elvis created the Heavens, the Earth and, Las Vegas and, then he said....LET THERE BE LIGHT!

LIGHT THEM UP!:D

*click* *click* *click* *click* Huuuummmmmmmmm.........

"YOU BASTARDS!:jaw: GET THOSE SPOTLIGHTS OFF OF ME!" :surprised: *phffft....*

Look guys! Its looks like a Grizzly Bear is taking a Cr*p in the cornfield! DAMN, that's GROSS! (no pun intended) :D

"I heard THAT!" :mad: "That sounds like YOU Piepenburg!" :rant:

Nobody named Piepenburg here! ;) Just little ole me *Jason* :rolleyes: and, i like little boys in a platonic kind of way!

"Stop THAT and, shut those lights off right NOW!" :rant:

Look guys....It's a double FULL MOON over Illinois tonight!

:D:D:D:D Whoooooo!:D:D:D:D:

"When i get done here, *phffft....* i'm going to sit on you Piepenburg!" :rant:

Judging from the size of that pile...i'm guessing you'll be able to translate horizontally about 1/2 mile per hour faster but, still not be able to catch me! :D

Plus....i'd really prefer that you *wipe* FIRST! :lol:

Eventually it did happen, i was cornered over by the deck and, sat on...later that night...I'm still trying to get the smell out of my clothes all these years later though...:sigh:
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #7

Piranha...You've been warned. Ever since the famous "Drunk and, chasing the MONSTER Goldfish in Tim's homemade pond incident".

The freshly acquired Brazilian Fresh Water Piranha will be waiting at the bottom of the pond keeping guard. So don't go dancing on those slippery rocks on the ponds edge...

You've been warned. :no:
 
I'm planning on coming to this launch first time in IL - Gus I think has my back for my TRA L2 cert attempt

Could I get some NAR Guys/gals to witness my NAR L2 test and attempt? L2 I think requires 2-NAR L2 to witness or an L3

I should have the rocket done even if it's naked.
 
I'm planning on coming to this launch first time in IL - Gus I think has my back for my TRA L2 cert attempt

Could I get some NAR Guys/gals to witness my NAR L2 test and attempt? L2 I think requires 2-NAR L2 to witness or an L3

I should have the rocket done even if it's naked.


Don't worry about witnesses. Always lots of NAR folks ready and happy to help out. Look me up at the gold(ish) Town and Country if you like.
Good luck and hope to see you there.
 
I'm planning on coming to this launch first time in IL - Gus I think has my back for my TRA L2 cert attempt

Could I get some NAR Guys/gals to witness my NAR L2 test and attempt? L2 I think requires 2-NAR L2 to witness or an L3

I should have the rocket done even if it's naked.

NICKMEISTER! Good to hear from you...long time no see! ;) As Jar says, should be plenty of NAR Dudes there to help and, remember if you join TRA...you grandfather in (cert. level wise) to whatever current level you are in "the other party".

Unless...you really want to cert. in both organizations individually. There should be at least (5) TRA Taps on hand that weekend.

1. Master of Ceremonies: Tim Leher.
2. The Legend himself: Jim Hendrikson.
3. Possibly one of the few *Saved Ones* :rolleyes: Rev. Brad Wilson.
4. Some kid from Kali-forn-nia! :D
5. The lost cause: Gus Piepenburg.... :sigh:

and, maybe another?

Free Steak! :p

Until you guys start talking about what you plan to fly these goofy little faux...I mean FUN stories are going to keep popping out of my underdeveloped brain.

I figure i have TWO more weeks of daily mischief left in there.

I'll start...

Hi my names Gus! ;)

:D Hi Gus!:D

I like rockets! ;)

:D We do too!:D

I'm bringing my Gizmo! ;)

:yawn: Oh noooo....not another Gizmo....What you flying in it, an *L* motor? :yawn:

No...:no: I'm going to shove a CTI N5600 White Thunder up its A$$ and, totally disrupt the space/time continuum...:lol:

:eek::eek::eek: You mean that one up there :point: in your *aviator thingy*....flying on an N3400 Skidmark? :eek::eek::eek:

DUH!...A big BADA-BOOM...13K of air...and, nose off at apogee....let her fall back to 1000' and, kick out the biggest pair of panties you've ever seen via tether release! Smoooooth landing.... :cool: (or shovel recovery)

See you all there Saturday night for my free steak and, Sunday Bloody Sunday on the Turf....:eek:
 
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Until you guys start talking about what you plan to fly these goofy little faux...I mean FUN stories are going to keep popping out of my underdeveloped brain. See you all there Saturday night for my free steak and, Sunday Bloody Sunday on the Turf....:eek:

OK Gus, I'll start. I have my LMTV ready to fly on some sort of L motor, my Iris on a AT K828FJ, and my Endeavour on a CTI 5g something fun. How's that for starters?
Oh, and if things go well next weekend, a little rocket called Mad Maxx 8" on a either a CTI Mxxxx? or on a AT M1939W for a L3 cert flight. How's that?

Adrian
 
OK Gus, I'll start. I have my LMTV ready to fly on some sort of L motor, my Iris on a AT K828FJ, and my Endeavour on a CTI 5g something fun. How's that for starters?Adrian

I like...i like....

Adrian can now sit at the *Adult Table* at Steakfest 2015.:eek:

Napalm! I WANT NAPALM and, i want it NOW! Who's next...?:rant:
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #8

My wrath continues....

"The Fellowship of the Ring"...Was a short lived trial of will power that we decided to do one year. What year? Hell, i can't even remember now:confused:
With a new Wilson F/X (that i'm sure of) Launch System in hand...We decided to test its capabilities. A group of us (maybe six or so....i can't remember) decided to hold hands and with the first person and, last holding one lead of the alligator clips....

It was 3...2...1....:eyepop: ZZZZAPPPO!:eyepop:

Obviously anyone who was FIRST to break the chain was eliminated until there were only two...

I was told i fought like a Roman Gladiator but, went down like a G*y waiter at a Pasta Slinging Festival...:eek:

I do know that from that fateful night forward:

1. Griffin changed his ways and, became a HUGE fan of the Band Stryper...painting his rockets Yellow and, Black. :facepalm:
2. Adrian got a girlfriend. :D
3. Steve-O has a distinct fear of Hot-Tubs. :confused:
4. Claude went into hiding and, doesn't speak much. :rolleyes:
5. Manny stopped rambling and, speaks very clear and, concise...:D
6. I lost all of my pubic hair...:cry:
7. Reeser finished up his Phd....;)

In the end, i can't remember who won but, i'll let the results speak for themselves...Now where did i put my car keys:confused:
 
Hold onto your seat...your going to love this one...trust me.

Mini Midwest Power Memory #9

*Banny*...Is NOT his real name but, a pseudonym for a young man we all know and, love. We've watched him fly everything from a tender age of Estes beginner rockets to the monsters he designs/fly's now.

Years ago while taking time off from a hectic College schedule *Banny* decided that now...since he was 21...he would take his first sip of alcohol while attending the MMWP Steakfest.

Big mistake.

"Look Mr. Gus! I can FLY!"

GET OFF that deck railing *Banny* your going to hurt yourself!

"Look! I'm STABLE!"

GET OFF......

BOOOOMF!!

Dude...I don't think i've ever seen someone survive the trauma you just put yourself through! :surprised:

"Mmmmmmmffff".

Ok, time to check for paralysis....Does this hurt? *poke*

"MMMMFFF!!"

Ok, your feet are still attached to your brain...Good. *poke*

"MMMMFFF!!"

Ok, your buttocks are still attached to your brain...Good. *poke*

"MMMMFFFFFF!!"

Ok, your heads still attached to your brain...That's really good!

Now...since we have to call the Paramedics in on this one, what health care provider do you have? I mean your in no way or shape to pass all the information on to the Hospital Peoples....looking like that.

"Obamamammmacure..."

What? :eek:

"Obamamamakaaaare!"

Oh! Ob*m* Care!

That won't even get you past the Emergency Room doors to put yourself in a position to pinch a Candy Striper's assets :lol:...We've got to find a better way to fix you up.

Yoo! "rockdoc" get your backside over here Katawabawabaha!

:y: "Oh my Gosh! What happened to *Banny*?"

Chased the Devil, ate the worm, thought he was a bird, tried to fly...

"Let me go back to my med kit and, get some stuff!" :eek:

See...the *Doc* will fix you up in NO time!

.....Murrrrrrrffff.....

"I'm back...got some duct tape, CA glue and, zip ties!"

*1970's FLASHBACK*:eek:

Major Banny Doofus...Astronaut...Test Pilot...we can rebuild him...we have the technology...we can make him better, stronger....faster.....


Damn Gary! That was AWESOME...you rebuilt *Banny*...he's better than he was before! You know for a Doctor, your a pretty cool guy!

"Well actually Gus, i'm NOT a Doctor...i just call myself the *rockdoc* because i surgically assemble all of my rockets with pinpoint precision and, care!" :rolleyes:

No....$#&%...! I ALWAYS thought you were a REAL Doctor....wow....

"If i was, i charge Six Million Dollars for THAT repair job...."

I think we did it with SIX dollars....;)

"Six Million dollars...yes sir! I'd buy an island in the South Pacific and, construct my Evil Scientist lair surrounded by hordes of beautiful, naked Polynesian women...Muh ha HA HA!"

Your scaring me Gary...

"Dude....Ditch *Banny* and, come over by us....We've got some *POT*...."

WHOA...Gary....I DON"T do that stuff.

"NO! :surprised: Not *that* i brought my Fondue Pot! :D:D Reeser, Claude and, i have been perfecting my newest Cheese Dip!" "It's just Scrumdelicious and, SO divine!"

Really good stuff huh:confused:

"This dip will give you *Chinese Eyes* man!" "LOOK!":eyepop:

I believe you!:surprised:

I'll wander over later....Come on *Banny* you need *lift*to go lie down on the couch for awhile and, rest this one off....

"Muuuuuuurrrf!"
 
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I'm going to kill two birds with one stone on this one....Equal opportunity offender.

Mini Midwest Power Memory #10

Dog Poo...Can be pretty damn nasty stuff to be around, especially after a night of sniffing garbage cans, begging for steak and, being tossed the occasional Jello Shot...

Come Sunday morning things get real interesting after being *processed* by either of Tim's two four legged friends.

For years a young friend of ours used to pitch a tent in the backyard to save on Motel/Hotel expenses for the weekend and, with that being said...Evil always awaited around the corner.

Steve.....Shhhh! Did you collect the Poo:confused:

Shhhh! Yah, got about enough to fill this one gallon steel bucket! ;) Ummmmm.....Jason...

Man! Those dogs are nasty...what did they get into last night...sure doesn't smell like steak! :eek:

Do you think he's still asleep? :D

Ohhhh.....he won't be for long! :eek:

Wheres Claude?

Still on the deck in his chair sipping his Cognac....i think:confused:

Claude! Shhhhhh.....come over here.....

Oui? :p

There's a Kraut hiding in *that* tent......

WUH? :p

Kind of like Piepenburg but, this ones a real bad one...evil one...sour Kraut! His name is "Man-reich"!;)

Ouuuuuuiiiiii......:mad:

I want you to touch these two wires when i say *fire*! Shhhhhhhhhh!

Oui! :mad:

How much powder did you put in the bottom of that bucket:confused:

About a pound....Shhhh! I think he's awake now.....:eek:

Bucket adjusted for windage and, ballistic angles.....Stand by Claude.....

OUI! :mad:

"Jason.....Steve.....is that you guys.....it's awfully early in the morning to be up....What are you guys doing outside....outside of my tent?":surprised:

Fire CLAUDE! :eek:

VIVE La' FRANCE!:mad: Kabloowie! *splat*

"You guys are #@$holes! I can't believe you covered my tent and, me with Poo! You guys are the worst.....I hate you all!":rant::point::cry:

Suddenly $55 a night didn't seem like a bad idea after all......:lol:
 
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Mini Midwest Power Memory #11

Squirting in the Shower...Became a favorite pastime of mine every since Tim installed that new soap/shampoo dispenser in his upstairs bathroom...

Over the years Tim and, Jackie have offered up the use of their Shower anytime i've been passing through or at a launch and, needed to clean up.

A little known fact about me is that even though i smoke, i have a *Superhuman* sense of smell and, hearing to counteract the poor vision i was born with. Sometimes i just need to clean up...Some people have called it a "Fanatical Compulsive Thingy."
It's NOT uncommon at a launch for my ears and, nose to perk up and, yell- "Field Mouse...just FARTED about 250 feet out and, 10 degrees off center of true north!"

No kidding...:surprised:

Anyhow...at the last Steakfest i wandered up to the restroom and, as i was preparing to walk out...I noticed *IT*. Somewhere along time Tim had installed a neat but, monsterous sized automatic cleaning agent dispenser in the shower.

*Squirt* sniff...sniff.... Huuuummmm...Lilac! :D
*Squirt* sniff...sniff.... Fresh Honey! :D
*Squirt* sniff...sniff.... Pears! :D

Then something just *snapped* in me...:surprised:

*SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p

*Knock* *Knock* "To WHOEVER is in the bathroom, there's a long line going down the steps...Flush, zip it and, wash but, GET OUT OF THERE!" :mad:

I'll be out in a minute! :D *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*:p *SQUIRT*.....

The Symphony of smells overwhelmed me and, it was turning into an orgasmic event of clean and, pure nature!

"IF YOU DON'T get out of there in 10 seconds there's going to be a pile in front of this door!"

Just a minute! :D *SQUIRT**SQUIRT*

Then the last thing i remember was that the door came off the hinges and, i was promptly *body surfed* into a trash can at the base of the stairs...

Tim wasn't real happy with me over the whole incident since i plugged up the drain with a thick ooze of detergents and, oil byproducts but, over time i've learned to just take a whizzola behind his Motorhome to keep things like this from ever happening again. :sigh:

I't sure was fun though...
 
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Mini Midwest Power Memory #12

PINBALL MACHINES! ;) Yeah! Now were talking...None of that blatant sex and, violence associated with today's high tech video games.
It's a well known fact that Tim has a vintage *Dolly Parton* Pinball machine in the office at Rancho del Van Orin!

Well HELL:D D:DLLY! Tah..tah..tah!

I love to play pinball, nothing like...three balls, the bumpers and an elevated surface to challenge your skills.

I remember the year that Crazy Jim and, i got into a heated game of bouncing the balls...

"My turn you old fart! Looks like screwball in the corner pocket!" :eek:

Oh yah, whippersnapper...i was born before Pinball was invented! :rolleyes:

"Ok *GRANDPA* then its Pearls before Swine here!" :eek:

NOOOO! :no: Excuuuuuse ME, i'm first! Age before Beauty! :p

"No, NO! I got dibs here...look i got high score right up there on the numbers baby!" :D

Bull$#@&! You opened up the back cover and, rolled the thumbwheels a few notches to look good! ;)

"You calling me a liar? I know the only way you could top that would be to stuff ashtrays under the front legs...!":eek:

Oh you know that trick too? Ok NEW RULE! No ashtrays within 50 feet of this machine! :no:

"Game on! Hey!:surprised: The machine won't reset!" :surprised:

That's because you have to put a quarter in dumb dumb! :p

"TIM! You got a roll of quarters? El Viejo and, i are setting up the battle of the century over here!" :eek: "Darn it, i'm going out to my truck to dig out some change from under the seats! Don't start without me!" :eek:


Stupid kid, he doesn't know that you just reach under the front and, tap that little red button and, it's free games all day long! :eek:

Well, i won't say who won but, i had my proverbial butt handed to me by the Pinball Wizard himself....Little known fact is that when you score 100,000 Dolly's left "B**b" lights up...then the right "B**b", then its a cascade of lights and, "B**b's" lighting up everywhere...Quite a show.

So if you go to the Saturday Night Steakfest, don't forget a roll of quarters...Plus i hid all the Ashtrays...:no:
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #13 :headbang:

Part-1

Hangovers- Ohhhh....they can be deadly, especially after a great day of flying and, a celebration meal at "The Wildman's". The next day, well...some people have a hard time grasping reality.


Yo Big Mike! Where's 867-5309 Jenny this morning?...We have a *Drag Race* on Sparkies planned and, i haven't seen her yet...:D
...:eek: She's hiding in the truck with the A/C on...you could say she's a little under the weather.
But, it's a beautiful 70 degrees out and, not a cloud in the sky...*under the weather*:confused: Ohhhhh...that weather! :D

*BOUNCE* *BOUNCE* *BOUNCE*!

*knock* *knock*...

*sound of power window coming down*

Sorry i put the VooDoo on you last night but, my streak of devastated lovers still rings up! :lol:
...:caffeine: Shut up...Don't let Big Mike hear you say that...
Oh yeah :rolleyes:, sat on me a few years ago...three broken ribs...no laughing for 2 months straight...pure hell. :eek: Are "We" going to have a Drag Race this morning?
...:caffeine: I'm NOT going anywhere this morning...
What? A redheaded Irish girl who can't handle her liquor? ;) There's a GREAT joke here! :D
...:caffeine: Shut up...
Did you get any breakfast this morning? :eek:
...:caffeine: No....The world won't stop spinning long enough for me to even find my mouth...
Well, if you stayed at my motel...they had these most awesome Egg, Bacon, Cheese and, buttered Croissant Sandwiches! I must have ate about FIVE of them! :p

Where's Claude?!
...Over there!
CLAUDE!!

...Oui?

Did you get some of those awesome breakfast croissants back at the breakfast bar?

...Oui!

PRETTY GOOD huh?

...OUI!!:eek:

See, even Claude liked them! They were smoking GOOD! :D
...:caffeine: It hurts too even breathe air...
Here, roll that window down further you need some real air!
...:caffeine: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!
Whats wrong Jenny? :eek:
 
Mini Midwest Power Memory #13

Part-2

..."BARTHOLOMEW!" :puke: *splat*
WHAT THE #$@% was that? :surprised:

...Oh noooo! NOT AGAIN! "BARGE COMING THROUGH!" :puke: *splat*
What the heck is going on? We got Linda Blair in a Ford Pickup over here everyone! :shock:

...:caffeine: I just can't help it...All my life when i've thrown up...I yell out something uncontrollably rooted in the letter "B"...:cry:
What...:confused:

...:caffeine: It's an involuntary thing that my doctor says...there is no cure for!
Your kidding me aren't you:confused: Normally a little *Vomitus* wouldn't bother me but the smell is starting to make me dizzy!

..."BOSTON BAKED BEANS!" :puke: *splat*
"BLACK, BI-LO BULL!" :puke: *splat* Now you've got ME doing it too! :facepalm: Dang you Jenny!

..."BART SIMPSON BLOWS UP BALLOONS!" :puke: *splat*
"BETTER HOMES AND, GARDENS ON THE BOOKSHELF!" :puke: *splat*

OH MY G:DD! HEY EVERYONE...JENNY AND, GUS ARE HAVING A *BARF-A-THON*! :rofl:

..."BIG BURGER BUNS BLASTED WITH BALONEY!" :puke: *splat*
WHAT? :surprised: Ohhhhhhh N:eek:! "BETTY BOOP BRAZILIAN BIKINI WAX JOB...BADA BOOM...BABY!" :puke: *SPLATZILLA!*

...You ok? :eek:
I think that's the closest to experiencing childbirth that us guys could every hope to have happen...Whoa....

...I'm feeling better now...:eek: You, still want too have that Drag Race...?
Your on *Hot little Momma* but, i've got to go change my drawers....that last one took a lot more than sandwich number five out of me! :rolleyes:

I don't think ANY grass will grow here for years to come....:rofl:

Sometimes just talking a friend through their problems makes a world of difference no matter what the situation involves....:wink:
 
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Mein Gott, es ist mein guter Freund Gustav der Baron von Pipenburg. Stimmt es, dass er noch lebt! Wie geht es dir, die es ist schon eine lange Zeit und werden Sie mein Freund wiederzusehen. Jetzt für alle anderen Rocketeers.

I am flying my crouching tiger of course and the extremest of extreme wildman rocket and some other surprises from the rockdoc rocket workshop in a secret location yet to be determined.
 
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